Take up a hobby. Like lawn darts or ship-in-a-bottle.

or ask you for a handjob

I seriously need to get some people together to play that.

Haha. Yes. that'd be awesome.

I posted that about 100 pages back demonrail. Still, very funny. I work there, so... VERY funny!

Haha. I couldn't imagine working there. I'd be so hilarious to see all of those people, but gross at the same time.

Wow. I can't believe they did a commercial like this. Stupid really. ha, I love how it has 1 star.

Desperately trying to find a torrent for the sims.. mostly because I don't have the cash to just pay for the damn game.

the sims is fun for about 1 minute 42 seconds.

x 3.4 eons.

how do i already have 207 posts, ffs?

You are addicted to socializing.
It's nice to have you around, though. Many of the new people who joined last month, just joined had a few shitty posts then started making better posts, but yours have been consistently good.

yeah, the post counts become pointless after a while. Once you get near 500.

sims 1 or sims 2?

aw, thanks! ... though maybe i'm like the rest, but backwards, and it's aaaaall downhill from here?

also, i take it a socializing addiction isn't one i need to go to rehab for, no oh oh noh oh oh oh.

nah... most of my posts are very pointless so it doesn't really matter. haha.

I tried to play sims once.

after becoming sick of laying about the house, I grew angsty for sex and entertainment. I spent a lot of money on a fancy stereo and waited like a spider for the hot neighbor to come by.

after a few days of no company and a stereo that made me dance whether I wanted to not, I spent the last of my money on a computer to find a job.

the best paying job I could find was a night-shift security job at a warehouse. the money was good, so I thought I had scored.

well, the night shifts made it so I was either sleeping or not home yet when the hot neighbor finally came knocking and I had to hire a maid to keep the place clean. the pizza boxes were piling up and the kitchen caught on fire.

one fateful morning, shortly after the hot neighbor tried yet again to get my pakistani cock, I pulled up to the curb to see a dark-clothed man walking through my front door. as I casually walked toward the front door, he went straight for the computer and out the back. a casual stroll was the fastest I felt like moving.

all hope had collapsed.

I hit the escape key, exited out of the game and deleted that bitch from my hard-drive.

ahahaha, yeah, mine too. just whatever ~omgz random~ bullshit.

@floatingslowly -> hahahaha.

I was at my cousins house a few years back and we played The Sims on her computer for like 5 hours straight.


Yep. Haha