Um...sorry. I'm a terrible BF.

a-fucking-men.

If you call me ''brotherman'' one more time, I'm going to slam yr head into a trash can.

I love you very much Kitten, but to tell you the truth it kind of hurts me that you're with someone else. There used to be a time when we had a lot of fun. Didn't tell you about my feelings back then but damn I felt lucky! Now I hardly get to see you anymore. And when I do I feel replaceable and like a faint shadow of what I once used to be.

Fucking hire me you dumb cunts.

stop it with the chicken fights.

The reason I didn't buy you a drink was because your old roomate told me that your pussy always stunk, as in you didn't take care of it. Not that I wanted to go there with you, but, wow that is some dirty shit. Value your body and dont try to flirt with your friends people.

I hate you

This is your Uncle Jim speakin' fellas. Nothing in this world is free. You fellas smoke pot? Your Cousin Jim smokes pot. Yeah, he sits around the house, smokes a little pot, drinks a little beer, plays a little music. But he smokes the good stuff, fellas. Not that stuff laced with LSD, 'cause it will drive you OUT OF YOUR MIND!!!! That's right, don''t buy any pot in Georgetown, fellas, they're all undercover narcotics agents GUYS'.. And that rest area over there on the Parkway? It's a hangout for three dollar bills. The young crowd hangs out there, guys, the young crowd. I know where the CIA is, it's out in McLean, where you have those high rents. There's acreage out there, the CIA, they've got the gate, I've seen it, fellas, I know where it is. And then Abdullah's Pizza? It's owned by Palestinians fellas. Have you got an aquarium? Is it STOCKED?? Here, here's thirty dollars fellas, go out and buy some seahorses and STOCK it for your Uncle Jim. I believe in capital punishment, fellas. I'll kill all those crooks in the capital. In fact, all those insurance salesmen, mafia leaders, congressmen . . . let's throw 'em in an arena and release some bulls on 'em, fellas . . . .'Cause I'm your Uncle Jim. NOTHING in this word is for free. Now yer Uncle Jim's gonna spew a little garbage on ya, fellas . . . .

nothing-- i told it to their faces, and won.

VICTORY!

Now you listen to me Eric. You don't blow your money on the comic books, you understand? They don't do you a damn bit of good, and the nude mags? You're gonna be inheriting mine when you're 16 anyway. Now look. The junk food and the candy just rots your teeth, gives you bad breath, and the girls run like hell. Stay the hell away from buying any rock tv shirts or hip hop gear or anything like that. Arcade games, pick out ONE that you can do okay ONE that you can do as opposed to a whole bunch of them that you don't know what the hell you're doing. Techno music just puts a hole in your brai- are you listening to me? Look at me when I'm talking to you.

Be a man. Can you do that? Probably not, because all you do is bitch and complain, like a teenage woman. You are almost thirty five and you have non-stop shit coming forth from your mouth. Shut your face and be a grown fucking man. I'm sorry I slept with your EX girlfriend in college, but that was almost ten yrs ago. WIPE YR PUSSY OFF AND BE A MAN. Maybe then a woman may find you attractive, because you will be the OPPOSITE of her, not just like her, bitching about all kinds of shit and not doing anything.

How the hell did you get my number and why are you texting me?

idk my bff jill?

this is f-ing fantastic.

i dont know what to post here. i often tend to say what i think/feel and have a reputation for being a bitch because of it. i have been programmed not to care.

I wish I had a bff named Jill sometimes.

My lack of emotion makes it easy to tell people everything I think.

try to believe in honest words or you will never experience truth

Why did I friend you on Facebook? We only talked once. And now your shit is all over my wall. Blargh.