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you send the best drunken texts EVER |
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"yo vince, I'm happy for you and I'mma let you finish but billy mays was the best pitchman of ALL TIME" "I DON'T NEED THAT SHIT. I'm billy fucking mays motehrufuck" "lolwqut" "no shit. bobbeh you better now be using my phiome to play betsy like that fucking VCHHEDDER HAEAD" "I'm looking for ahamerr annd aa tapndye" "IT'S TIME TO PARTY! LET'S PARTY @3" yes. really. |
blop blop ba doo bop
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OK, SO, i WINN AT LIFE PRETTY MUCH. |
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you could say that. |
Billy Mays ya'll.
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I lol'd. I haven't seen you this drunk in a LONG time
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you've never 'seen' me drunk. you need to recitfy that. next time you trek across country, stopp by and we'll get tore up/// like I am not.
Drink list: Voka gimlet vodka lemon screwdriver vokda gimlet scredriver vokda lemon vodka lemon vodka lemon |
you know what I meant. psh.
also, if I visit your casa there needs to be andrew WK |
dude, threre so would be....I Get Wet x 9000
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DO NOT WANt...right now...
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that's what she said
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No, no homo, me and A. WK could be like best friends or whatnot...
I'm suddenly enamored with me shoulder. |
you should get a shoulder parrot and name it andrew WK.
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Np, no birds.Bi8rds shit all over the fucking joint.
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get a stuffed one. dead birds don't shit.
... I don't think they do, anyway. |
THEY BETTER fiucking not. I can't be having an undead bird up in this piece.
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