I leave to jerk off for an hour and I come back to THIS sticky mess...

Hayden has a really good point here though: lots of really musically important bands are totally boring to listen to now. I know that The Smiths and Velvet Underground are super-important and influential, but after being jaded by modern noise rock, I can hardly listen to either.

Smiths always sucked. Velvets are absolutely amazing.

Most modern noise rock is noise rock for the sake of noise rock which is always more bore than need be.. Much emphasis on "most".

There are plenty of modern bands that take their cues from SY and are about rock made of noise, not noise made of rock... After stuff like that I just can't get very excited about the prettiness of velvet underground

Anyone noticed how foreverkissmyass always needs someone's help when he gets involved in internet disagreements? I mean, this is a man too scared of his own shadow to even post a picture of himself, so I suppose gang-attacking Hayden, who effortlessly makes him look stupid without even trying on a messageboard, must feel like some sort of coronation for a guy whose penis won't respond to enlargement treatments.

Well, in all fairness Hayden did kinda start it. I think he was trying to get some shit started against me, and his plan obviously backfired a wee bit. No big deal. Maybe. Either way, it's the internet and it's funny.

G'morning, Death.

Like Sonic Youth, the Velvets were only "pretty" sometimes.

i find a lot of important 60s and 70s rock bands a total chore to listen to. i find the stooges just as boring as i find the who or pink floyd and most often these bands get a pass just because of the influence they have, when it would be healthier to tear down these dinosaurs just as much as the newest thing.

also hayden and nik are insanely intelligent, awesome people and if you got to know either of them you would see that. it doesn't change that fact just because hayden likes teasing people on a dead messageboard he has no investment in anymore (which is also why i feel no need to contribute anything of value here anymore either).

Hey! Fuck you!

Asskiss is a dude?? woah....

:fuckyou:

fixed. it's impossible to hate me.

post of the decade

Well, at Hozac we love taking chances on new bands that we're excited about, and it NO WAY was anyone forced into buying any records, and we always have a way to hear everything before you buy it, too. We really were betting high to "cash in" on bands like Grave Blankets, Mess Folk, Wizzard Sleeve, and Tortured Tongues, we thought surely they'd be following in the Smith Westerns footsteps.

Should we have passed on releasing records by Wax Museums in 2007 when we first heard them and they were unknown outside of Texas, or Women in Prison because they weren't recorded in proper studios with costs that would make it impossible to break even? Maybe!

So we'd like to apologize for releasing such hated and universally despised bands as Wax Museums, Mickey, Subtle Turnhips, Cozy, Women in Prison, Puffy Areolas, etc and just want to remind you all that this is YOUR world and you don't have to be afraid to live in it anymore. You don't have to suffer through the abuse of us talking you into buying records, because bands like Home Blitz really aren't holding up as well as you all think they are if you step back outside of your bubble.

Don't worry, you'll hate lunch, blowjobs and everything else that "other people like" soon enough!

hello, porky dear, how's the weather?

It's rainy and if everything goes to plan I'll swim to work tomorrow morning. I'm at home, wearing Armani underwear and writing a letter to Truncy. I may listen to Funhouse later on. How are you luv?

Australia's got the X-Factor.

pretend there's an animated .gif of an actor accepting an oscar here or something

this thread has some moments of pure brilliance, particularly on page 8.

I should win a fucking award for being the best person ever forever always. kay?

apparently we all must like anime and kittens

can you stop saying "troll"? i've contributed to this message board. quit fucking whining. i do not like sway i will not like sway and i will continue to berate him for being an utterly worthless human being as often as i see fit.

i'm smarter than you. my tastes are better than yours. i can take more pills than you can. does it offend you or something? are you intimidated?

"troll" is really not the right word