You have to understand, I've never spoken to / been with a girl who hasn't felt the same. Which is where my 'You'll like anal, baby' confidence comes from. Seriously, go all out. Just think, you have twice the stamina now, as when one hole gets sore you now have another.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Satan again.

Baby girl, I tried to rep you for getting into anal.

I dunno, this thread is just silly.

When you visit New York I will help change your mind.

this.

Cuckolded a super-lame dude last night and feeling pretty super about it. That's two supers, bros. Key moment of the night was when she revealed to me that she owned butt plugs, thereby revealing that she was into anal, and I responded by pointing at her and saying "UH OH."

Cross-posted to the watcha doin' thread.

thanks for resurrecting this thread

Anything for sodomy. And anything for YOU, future lover.

you got the date marked down right? we're going to cause the apocalypse if you remember.

Baby girl, you know it. And the metalocalypse too.

As per horses: The four horsemen, yes. Trojans, no. We're going to bareback into a he-man's Valhalla while the world is left in ruins. The only remaining sound will be the discordant sustain of a power chord and the crackling of flames.

i'm stoked.

Soon to be poked.

ain't no joke.

by a bloke

Brooklyn born and raised dude. 'Bloke' shall be replaced by 'bro' or 'dude.' In this case principle supersedes rhyme scheme.

The best head experience was with him on the chair and me on all fours.

'Sayin'.

Pictures speak louder than words.

ohh i love sexual activities

There you go, dear.

If imagination rocked there wouldn't be a billion dollar porn industry.