^^^Horatio, I want you to throw everything at this perp. I want you to bring this punk in - ALIVE.

By the way, have you been at my malt whiskey again?

Rock n roll ruins people, sometimes. It's a bit like the fire alarm going off and you thinking that you stand above fire itself. Wrong.

yes. i'm sorry sir i'm unfolding a crime right now, let me work.

i have news. cantankerous might be involved in this.

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ooooohh.....

so you think this whole thing has been a charade????

very clever...

It hasn't. Everyone knows how you straight rock types use anything to get a young girl. You bring morals down, everytime you open your mouths.

so you'll use anything to get a young boy?

Well this is all a very strange affair indeed!

A suspected paedophile in the sonic ranks- I'd have never suspected it. Against The Grain and I often shared sonic mp3s via PM and whatnot.. ..well I suppose it's the folks you least suspect after all. In hindsight, all the signs were there.

I feel dirty.

What's that meant to mean? If you bother looking at statistics, paedos are for the great majority straight. At least we bummers keep it all in the family, mostly.

these were comments to photos of a young nefeli. nefeli i advice you to remove those photos, also ploesj and incesticide.

i hate this shit because it poisons the general atmosphere of the board. one of the things i enjoy is that people of all ages gather here; and this is bound to cause paranoia and for things to go to shit. we'll see what happens but it's quite unsavory whether it's true or not.

really? i thought catholic priests were after little boys, and that's what i was warned against growing up. but i dont know much about this shit.

i've been investigating, and this is reaching a very unpleasent level.
even if this was made-up, it have crossed the line of funny a long time ago.

You're right. True or not, this has caused a flutter in the heart of the board, and I think we've all come to see how easy it would be for a paedo to infiltrate this board. I'm not on as much guard as I was before, because I don't really interact with most of the older board members, but still..

Yeah, but you're a twat. We worked it out without your help, thanks.

Yeah, but look at real statistics, not just church fodder, breadhead.

you sir, please remain quiet for once.

Sod off.

man, i normally like you, but would you please shut the fuck up with the fucking jokes? im rather pissed at this situation, and sorry my sense of humor is gone, but really, cut the fucking crap, this is ugly, and i'm not in the mood for horsing around.