That kitty needs air, I am calling PETA on your ass.

see, you had to go & mention my ass. i knew it was a trap.

and btw yeah i realized the fucker who took that picture must have closed the lid so he could enjoy some shitty internet fame. piece of shit motherfucker. i hope the cat claws his eyes out.

Don't worry, I am not interested in you. I would have said it. I am not ashamed. mirror dash, savage, porky, girlgun, and flophousefloozie call me.

oh hm floozie-- hurray. best cheekbones on this board. and she's fucking funny-- all around great.

i really like girlgun's looks, but i think we'd kill each other by whiskey shot #3.



clone, porks & mirror dash -- now that would be a fun drinking party.

I wasn't thinking of that type of party... but whatever, I have never been drunk in my short 23 years.

yeah i know the party you mean-- i don't. i think i'd genuinely enjoy sitting around a table and swilling liquor with those 3 bastards.

Savage always slay me, with his witty comments.

ha ha, i googled "slayer", and behold

Well, if you are saying Savage is a deity then yes he listens to Slayer.

drone doesn't strike me as a slayer kind of dude

That is what he wants you to think.

so you're implying that he's a closet slayer fan? does such a thing even exist? those fucking metal people usually go out of their way to draw attention to themselves and/or the fact that they listen to slayer and their cohorts.

Yeah, pretty much. I could never get metal that much of a chance.

like this?

(if your screen is wide enough you'll see it as 1 picture)

JESUS CHRIST!!!

yes.
like THAT.

ha ha ha ha.

i pity the fucking FOOL.

srsly.

that looks like it hurts like a bitch
that is fucking dedication.

that reminds me of catcher in the rye.

but anyway, dedication, sure, but to what?



fuck dedication.

i like people messy and inconsistent.