siberia for me.

thats a good choice. though you cant beat the isolation i'll be consumed in when im down on the bottom of the earth.

i hope the scientists are into good music though

Siberia is undergoing unprecedented prosperity. Siberia now produces more oil than Saudi Arabia.

siberia is absolutely beautiful. uncorrupted land. i would actually move there.

You might get a job on an oil rig.

i don't need a job.

It wouldn't be a job. It would be contributing to the world's dependence on fossil fuels. Think in more noble terms like that.

i'd rather not, thank you.

I am ready for the summer to end. I welcome the idea of school. The sooner it starts the sooner it's over.

Have you procured your school supplies? Have you gone shopping for new clothes for your first day? Have you signed up for Picture Day?

winter. everything's dead. hibernation. time to reflect on one's mind. time to stand face to face with it.

reflective period.

Time to drink some eggnog and get fucked up!

time to play in the snow and drink hot cocoa.

Of course. But I haven't picked out exactly what I should wear...it's an important decision.

It's a day to power dress. I suggest a gray suit, striped blue shirt, and a tie with red stripes. And don't forget accessories--a watch is the most important accessory a man can own. Wear it.