Nothing is as it seems in the world of men

FIXED!

i win.
no further comment necessary.

^^That'd make a pretty good LP cover, fer shore.

we should use it on the big secret musical atom bomb we're going to drop

Hella YEAH!

It's all about fucked-up punk shit in 2008, y'all.

we're gonna get em.

i did that yesterday except the girl was crying when i gave her her post, i just acted like i hadn't noticed anything

watchu gonna call it--

"Attack of the Speed Freaks" or "Vampires on Crack" :confused:

I'm no good with album titles, me - I'd probably end up calling it something like "This album is Tiiiiight" or something equally inspired.

There was this punk-metal band (whose name I forget) who did a mini-LP called "Theme From An Imaginary Midget Western" - now that's an album title you can take to the bank, no messin'.

meh!

it could be called "Chemical Balls" too. sort of an updated variation of dutch courage.

ok the midget title was funny but im pissed off at the moment, so i'll save the laugh for a more fitting time...

^^No probs - I'll start work on the "!@#$%! for Governator" campaign - a most early start, but we need to get organized!

best picture ever posted on this board.

no, really.

random words have been left out of yr rep however. I'm sorry.

ps: go make me a sammich.

Yeah, that picture really is album-cover-worthy Cantankerous.

Someones been watching Blazing Saddles. (You left out the second rape)

Today I was riding my bike down a side street and I saw a guy get into his big pickup leaving his buddy's house (buddy was standing on the sidewalk, all undershirt/gut/baseball hat/shorts/socks/sandals), and he totally peeled out, laying a big strip on the road and a big cloud of burnt rubber.


Naturally I yelled out "YEEEEEAAAH!" super loud to buddy on the sidewalk.

I was in the library earlier looking for a movie, some super-explosion action flick obviously, and I decided my balls needed a good scratching so I went ahead and did that. One of the librarians saw this and gave me a horrified look to which I replied with a wink and persistence at the scratching of my balls.

Congrats, man.


Big balls are often itchy...

fuck. no.

Also - it stops the men from pissing on the toilet seat, and then leaving it for other people to clean up (you hear me, work people? :mad: )

And on that slighty inappropriate comment - morning, Nefeli! How be you today, my dear?