So then it's just that you don't want to get better. You have no one to blame but yourself. 'I can't help it!' is an illusion.

but it couldnt get better, there is no possible way that my life could be improved

That's what you said prior to anal.

okay you got me there.

but you see i go through phases of being very intensely in love and sometimes less intensely. at the risk of sounding like a candy ass.

maybe it was the buttsex.

Oh, alright. Fine. I'll let you enjoy your love.

But if you ever need some no-questions-asked buttsex, you know who's bell to ring. And baby, you can't unring a doorbell.

or i could walk 20 feet through my apartment into the other room and wake the beast...

I meant from a source outside of your love.

Hey, nice to meet you, I exist outside of love.

but why would i want to go outside when i have everything i want right here, inside?

Sometimes you have an endless supply of delicious tacos and you're in Mexican heaven, but then still find a night where you want Italian.

goddamn I just need a girl's finger in my ass.

then go cut one off and stick it up there, duh.

what is this all about? really?!
u should invest in a buttplug or assvibe. u could be sitn postn rt now w/anal pleasure!

then u could have peppermint poofs. minty fresh farts. good idea.

The only sexual thing that's not perfect with me and my boy is that he would never let me do him in the butt with a strap-on. I guess his foot fetish makes up for it, though.

Oh, I'd totally let you fuck my ass. That sounds hot.

ohmygod foot fetish!!!

for the longest time i wouldnt even let anyone touch my feet. no longer. i lovelovelove it. i guess i really am a pisces (rules the feet)

You can bend over and wait until after Satankerous molds me.


EDIT: Footjobs are so cute.

I think I've openly posted about my foot fetish many times...... so I have nothing to add.

feet are the single grossest, most unappealing, un-sexy part of the human body.