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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

don't be scared if you poop when you have the baby. lots of poop and baby juice just POURING out of you (and onto the baby's head).

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only if she is somehow giving birth on her stomach, unless your personal biology differs

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Originally Posted by FreshChops

Whoaa! Congratulations Satan!

Wait, does this mean you've already HAD the sexy time?

Seriously though, when can you tell the gender? I want to take the opportunity to lecture you about quitting smoking now, but I think it's been said. I think it's about WAY MORE than just "low birth weight". Besides, once you got that little dude/dud'ette in your hands, you'll value the baby smell more than anything... the smoke smell ruins it, really. Sounds extreme but my sister-in-law and brother quit after their baby was born for that reason.... it's as good excuse as any, and if you're gonna quit, might as well give your body and the baby the 1-up WHILE you're preggers.

My mom smoked while pregnant with me and my brothers.... she cut back but smoked. We all had issues that could be associated with the smoking. Don't be like me mum ;)

....bring on the Aquarius!

baby smell is so so so so beautiful. i've only smoked 10 cigarettes today, which is amazing because i chain-smoke. shooting for the end of july to quit.

julian, (that's dad's name too :) ) baby's due january 30. smartypants aquarius.

what? are you pregnant?

oh my god. ask for the cut.

you will poo otherwise. (not that you should care)

this makes me wanna cry.

^lol
contemplating a c section?? not to be a pussy but i don't really wanna fuck my vagina up. i've heard varying things.

oh and i'm pretty sure you can find out the sex at about 20 weeks?? give or take

oh yeah....

lux charlotte
lux aurelia
lux aurora

i can't pick. if it's a boy he's getting his daddy's middle name but i swear it's gonna be a girl. i can feel it.

Don't take it the wrong way, it's just that I don't believe shit you said on this thread at all.

whatever floats your boat. don't take it the wrong way, but i've always thought you were kind of an asshole

Aw, Gabe is just genteel!

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Originally Posted by Satan

yeah just cut it out. much simpler
no peeing yourself for the next 50 years
etc.

i'm pretty tall, dad's tall, i don't think it would be a good idea to push it out. i can deal with a scar. i cannot deal with pissing my pants and having fucked up sex for the rest of my life.

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

Aw, Gabe is just genteel!

gen·teel (jn-tl)
adj.
1. Refined in manner; well-bred and polite.
2. Free from vulgarity or rudeness.
3. Elegantly stylish: genteel manners and appearance.
4.
a. Striving to convey a manner or appearance of refinement and respectability. See Synonyms at polite.
b. Marked by affected and somewhat prudish refinement.

yeah fucking right, maybe in bizarro world

Me and Genteel used to have some epic arguments. I think I've matured as a person or something. Or perhaps he's gotten less bitter. But things used to be a lot worse between us. Haha.

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Originally Posted by Satan

whatever floats your boat. don't take it the wrong way, but i've always thought you were kind of an asshole

I don't think you're an ASSHOLE (DAMN!!!) at all. You seem like a very sweet person.

too bad about that star trek sig though haha. Most annoying sig ever..

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Originally Posted by Genteel Death

I don't think you're an ASSHOLE (DAMN!!!) at all. You seem like a very sweet person.

well you seem like a rude pig. oink oink, porkmarras.

That's like telling me i'm doing something right when it comes to (yawn) signatures.

I just really hated that movie.. the Star Trek, um, "reboot"... might as well have Hitler as your sig.. or infinitemusic..

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

I just really hated that movie.. the Star Trek, um, "reboot"... might as well have Hitler as your sig.. or infinitemusic..

Guess what my reply to this is.

Your reply is that sig.