Proof dissed Esham. He got what he deserved.

All giggles aside, racism sucks, and so does unwarranted violence. But these are things that are never going to fully disappear, no matter how hard anyone tries to resolve it. It's obviously been tried before.

I'm personally not out to save the world, I just want to amuse myself for as long as I can. Let someone else be the hero, I have more enjoyable things to do.

Racial homogenization and/or the extinction of humanity seem pretty inevitable.

Though I guess racism could carry on if civilization collapsed and we returned to geographically-dependent genetic disparity (there's a less shit way of saying what I mean there but, fuck, it's 2 AM here). Same game, new deck of cards.

^ Exactly. Luckily, my world ends when I die.

Thus, as it was foretold by the Dark Carnival, or something.

I'll let you honk my nose, and call me by the name of your first pet for a quick $20.

I can get that kind of action down the street for a quarter of that price.

And a car wash.

EDIT it was so bad and im so hungover

Well that's certainly going to cause semantic confusion with the belief in rape.

Amerikangod is going to be crushed.


EDIT: I hate my last few "humorous" posts, including this, but I'm not going to delete them. My computer has a virus and everything sucks. I need sleep.

my brain has too much spyware right now.

When they implant wi-fi devices in our heads to pump commercials into our brains, that is exactly going to be my problem when I think about sex.

no. they make us believe we have a brain so we don't realise WE ARE THE COMMERCIALS BRADLEY!!!!! WE ARE THE COMMERICALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nick, how are ya, ya fat fuckin prick ya?

after all, what is the self if not an advertisment for something that does not exist?



IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO HEAR MORE PROFUNDITY OF THIS NATURE, PRESS 1 NOW.

IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE AN SYG'ER COMPLAIN ABOUT PRETENTIOUSNESS, PRESS 2 NOW

IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE THE RETURN OF RADI-COOL-MACKENZIE, PRESS 3 NOW.

That is close to being the worst thing you could have said me at this moment.

I feel like a combination of Geico and Allstate.

HUNGOVER but good my mong.

a caveman who sells insurance?

thats what google says anyway.

More like a combination of a obnoxious Australian/British accented gecko and a deep-voiced black dude reminding you that you can die at any moment.

Inane and horrifying.

YOU HAVE PRESSED - 1.

life is but the death of deaths death.

yeah.

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