Yes, I wasn't directing it at you. Because, like any normal person, you've shown no interest in it whatsoever, as far as I've seen. And if you suddenly did, it'd clearly be entirely parodic.

Anyway:

Khamryn khoomi, bagalzuuryn khoolin and tseejiin khondiin are the overtone techniques I'm alright at. Plus the Swedish one I can never remember the name of.

I can also deepthroat a banana. But I've never tried it with a cock.

good thing I"m 22 ;)

that's fucking gross dood.


Are you gay? Just curious....

I'm not gay, and neither is my boyfriend.

Also, afonso - if you're trying to be funny, could you actually try and be funny please?

ah...I see....ok.

Which reminds me, must see if the lads fancy another pube trimming and beastiality party soon. And I'll have to clean the curtains before they come around.

Edit: GAAAAH! Which doilies? DAMN YOU SOCIAL AWKWARDNESS!

if by "little people" you mean "elves", then yes, most certainly.

if by "little people" you mean "midgets", then a sick fuck like yourself has no place in a classy thread like THIS one.

Actually I really don't see, but ok.

I've heard that alfonso once fucked a horse. a real live horse.

hubba hubba. now thats some cock!!!

http://www.motivateusnot.com/resize....extension=.jpg [NSFW]

don't pretend like you don't like some cock.

you do know that sonic youth is "a gay band"....right?
:confused:

And there was a Mr Hands picture so NSFW I won't even link it.

hey that girls hot!! let's see her vagina!!!!

that's illegal man. but you could "befriend" and groom her for 9 years from now.

it's like planning for retirement

i though the subject would have died off by now though. gotta read what happened with the fight club thing.

i thought you meant to call him "short eyes", but i'm not sure that translates into portuguese

always