"Thirst Quencher"

thats hottt

This thread is freaking brilliant.

Speaking of which, has anyone ever read The Dirt?

Well gather round and I will tell you a tale.

So Nikki is a bit down in the dumbs and he's living in a rented apartment with a friend. He thinks to himself "Man, I need some loving". Turns out that a woman lives opposite him, so he decides to try it on with her. He takes round a few drinks and the next thing you know, he gets lucky! So they spend the night together and then he wakes uo in the morning and decides he wants to get back to his bed.
So he goes back into his flat only for his mate to see him and say "Dude! What happened to your face..." Nikki is like "What?". Off to the mirror he goes and BUGGER! He's got blood all over his face...yep you guessed it, she was on and he was so drunk to realise it and proceeded to go down on her without a care in the world. A true gentleman he is.
True story.

could i get an unphotoshopped picture of that?

no.


maybe.

Why is this horrid thread revived?

Crypto, your supposed ex-girlfriend had tit implants?

haha yeh the boobs look kinda implanted

I love spelunking with my hands.

no, they're not implants

A shame about the was part......damn, playboy.

we go on and off
i turned into an alcoholic though
i was drinking everyday
bad shit, man

but yeah, im going to try and patch things up
bought her a puppy today, if she doesnt want it ill keep it
its the cutest teacup chihuahua

pleeeease

Quoted for truth

what? you've never heard of an eskimo kiss?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eskimo_kissing

well, just... transpose!

that's your gilfriend? you goddamn pimp!

oh man if she finds out...

on the other hand, may i ask, is this an advertisement, and if so, how much?? :p

(seriously man i'd never put my wife or girlfriend up on the internet-- that is of course unless she asks... ha ha. okay.)

thats his girl?

Yep she is.

ah, the vagina... life's greatest mystery...


hey, did you guys know that dicks are just inside-out vaginas? it's magic!

she wont
and no, not an advertisement
this is from a set of pictures she gave me for valentines day

yes, it was a bad idea, but whatever
kinda too late for that now