Clerks

Wide or College ruled

college

rats or mice

Mice

blackberry or iphone

iphone

pull out or cumshot

pullout

misery or misogyny

misery. if ur a misogynist ur def miserable.

optimist or pessimist?

pessimist

germs or worms?

worms

I've fallen and I can't get up or where's the beef

I've fallen and I can't get up.

Colin or Ryan

umm ryan.

ugg boots or crock shoes?

crock boots


mustache or sideburns

Hmmm that really depends...

Ill go for Mustache.

soaked or dried out?

soaked

next thread

2012 or 2013?

2012

Headache or heartburn?

headache


Sonic
or
Youth?

(Amusing derailment or staying on topic?)

Sonic. Youth are for kids.

Small, painful pimple or large, painless pimple?

Small, painful pimple

zombie or robot

Robot, it won't try to eat me...




right boob or left boob.

right boob

it's over the heart haaaa haaa haaa

no okay left

pisspot

sour creme or creme fraiche?

say itttttttt

honeydew or cantalopue

i just eated a sandwish with honey
so as my simpel apebrain works i go for honeydew




humanpopulation on the road to 9 billion or a worldepedemic that wipes it out to 1 billion?

9 billion. Come join the party.

Smokey Robinson or Sugar Ray Robinson?

Sugar Ray Robinson.

Banditry or loyalty?

ass banditry

hangover or continued drunkenness?

contin%^ujd druinked(esssn ..

Lethal injection or firing squad?

flour tortillas or corn tortillas?

There is no answer to that question.

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Flour. That wasn't so difficult. We're back in business.


"Rich" or "Job creator"

rich

"job creator" is someone who is playing the wise ass
who is going to help 'the brainless population' that don't know what to do

driving a car or a driver?

rollers.


stupidity or ignorance?

Stupidity. A losing hand in the genetic crapshoot and to be pitied. Ignorance is willful and contemptible.


Smelly or ugly?

Smelly washes off.

Drowning or falling from a great height onto a hard surface?

Fall.

Halfway down I'd mellow out, accept my fate, and enjoy the ride.

Groucho or Harpo?

Groucho.

Harpo was a proto-juggalo.


The Sisters of Mercy or Bauhaus???

I'll have to say Bauhaus.

Bresson or Ozu?

Bresson

Ozu or Kurosawa?

tough... im sticking with kurozawa

sookie sapperstein or sookie stackhouse?