When will I learn to keep my underthings to myself...

it's happening. this is picture number two of me up on the interweb. eek.

That's what I looked like during my Keith Richards phase.

you had a keith richards phase?

i dont look like keith richards!!!!

You don't look like him like he looks now. But yer do is not unlike his late-60s early-70s mop. And yer facial expression is spot-on Wasted Junky Keef.

My Keefer phase ran about '71 to '74, w/ big hair, tight bell bottoms, guitar, and attitude. No hard drugs, though--just the usual 70s high school recreational.

KEEF!!!
no one can hold a candle to the real keef.

ahhh. i do wear (not very tight) bell bottoms... i am thinkin of changin that up. could you post a picture of 60s keith? i have no clue what he looked like.. i just know him as the cryptkeefer (yeahhhh good pun!)

nevermind, she got it covered.

i don't liook like that! if anything, he looks like ME.

I would have done him in a heartbeat.

well, come to think of it.. i do kinda look like him, don't i. ;)

Me, too.

Well, maybe not. But I woulda done stuff WITH him.

well, come to think of it.. i do kinda look like him, don't i. ;) hahahaha

if i ever meet him i am going to do two things:
hug him to see if he breaks in half
ask him to take his teeth out

I'd ask him to pull up his sleeves and show me his arms.

Did Keef get false teeth at some point? I know in a lot of his early 70s shots they look rotten. Then like around the time of Some Girls, he's got pearlier whites.

Twat

He ain't been the same since cleaning up.

He did clean up, didn't he?

yes, he has fake teeth.
as far as i know all he drinks is vodka and sunkist and he still smokes weed

Clean as a whistle then, bless him.

& interesting about the teeth! I remember thinking back then, seeing those rotten teeth in his photos, like, Keef! WTF, you can afford smack but you can't pay for a dentist?!

he looks like he could kick the bucket anytime. he is definately a lucky bastard to be alive.

He's tuff, that Keef is. He gonna find his way to heaven, cuz he's done his time in hell...

heroin is really not all that expensive, and when you're on it you could give a fuck less about your teeth.

he is basically immortal at this point.

Mmm, well, it was sorta pricey back in Keith's day, and when you got the habit, I imagine it adds up.

& still, I guess I was more thinking, Keef, your managers, Anita (but also an addict, so count her out, I guess), the record people, your p.r. people--they can't get you to a dentist? It just seemed so freaking weird that this major rock star had such bad teeth. Yeah they were a scrappy outlaw band, but they were on a major label. They had "people."

then again, the "people" were the ones supporting the habit.

well, maybe not then... i wasn't around but surely in the early years of rock n roll, and through the 60's i bet, the label/managers would be the ones giving it to them, cos they need something to keep them up and at it whent here touring and playing shows day in, day out. it only seems right, cos there was nothing they knew as to health problems, all they knew is it would do the trick.


yiiccccck, i think its about time for me to shower. see yas.

callous damn music moguls. Kill them all!

word up.

Ten years ago, with stick:

Barbecues chez Clone must be fun it seems.

they were all on something or other as well. they didn't give a shit.

That's called "destroying the evidence," is what that is.

i don't know, i'm not in the mood to think about it, i'm about ready to fall asleep.

What of?A missing hip hopper?

no.

Howard Hughes' will.

Saturnine?When was the last time that you got some kip?

kip...kip?
kip?
come again?

oh, kip. kip.
24 hrs ago.