No?

Both chicks aren't very good looking, at least not in those pictures.

mia farrow looks like she was horrid in the sack

Maybe that wasn't the best Mia Farrow pic, but I have always thought she was beautiful.

I'd go for the Asian.

a pretty face doesnt mean she can rock your socks

To each their own.

Maybe this pic of Soon-Yi would be more of a deterrent?



Only because this is roughly when Woody made his choice between the two...

that's woddy allen's very own finger puppet.

haha!

with the netfucks queue in full-swing:

10,000 BC


SPOILER ALERT: the FIRST pyramids were constructed by a white man with coke fingernails. they then were torn down by cavemen and egyptian wooley mammoths. please revise yr history books in red ink.

tru dat.

I never saw that one, BTW.

I've got Down By Law up next in my queue; I just realized the other night that I actually have no already seen that one, I was thinking I had for some reason.

oh shit man.

ok. wrong. very wrong. fucking wrong.

i mean even if he started fuckign her when she was grown up, he was -- man, that's fucking wrong.

and yet she's been with him for years and not complaining. wtf?

I'm not sure she's old enough there to win a gold medal (or even compete for that matter).

Ha, someone else is interested ? Wow ;)
This and match point are quite different . Match point didnt allow anything to be less than serious , and it didnt always work for it .
This was a very sexy movie , yes . Its believable to watch javier bardem just pick up two tourists and fly them to a remote area . The acting really was key . At some times, you just wanted to put a sock in scarlett johansen's face, but even she played her usual "ho hum im confused" character consistently enough . THe other three were amazing . Penelope Cruz is a lil fireball .

haha @ floatingslowly.

I doubt he was doing the dirty at that time, but a scheme like that takes some planning. He's doing the math in his head in that picture, you can tell.

rob doesn't like crispin glover!

please tell me he is alone in that thinking

no you cant tell.

hey, lemme ask you-- what if it was she the one to do the dirty deed?

i mean, she clearly has daddy issues, and woody was't event the one who originally adopted her

do not underestimate the power of teenage hormones-- those creatures are animals, i tell you

she could have pinned him down force herself

I love Crispin Glover. Willard and Bartleby? Just great in my opinion.

If - IF IF IF - he did nothing sexual with her while she was still young (and I mean too young to think for herself, I don't believe in the idea of 17/18 being the exact point where you are able to make grown up decisions) then I see nothing wrong there. Is it creepy? Sure is. But is it WRONG? I don't think so.
And like you said, if she was the one going after him, then you can hardly say that he took advantage of her.

Still creepy though, I don't care.

The Felon w/Stephen Dorff and Val Kilmer. It was surprisingly good! And Dorff is hot in an Edward Norton/American X sort of way. :)

yeah, iffy any way you look at it, but i don't feel equipped to make a final judgment.

still, i like his movies though-- and im looking forward to seeing penelope + scarlett panting in unison. owwwwwwwwwwww!!!

I saw Following by Chris Nolan which was ok. SOme of the acting was really bad but it was an interesting concept and I would like to see it done again with a different cast.

I realize that I live in Oklahoma, but I honestly cannot think of (without exception) when it's "not wrong" to fuck yr daughter (you adopt, she's yr's).

^^^ I'm not sure that makes complete grammatical sense. if not: see Oklahoma

maybe it's because I wasn't raised by wolves (a pity too, I wish I had been. it'd be a hell of a story).

He didn't adopt her, Mia Farrow did.

I'm not saying it's right either, I'm just saying it's a tough call, and either way you call it, it's creepy as all get out.

i hate it when i can't repute internet personas.

ok ive been tracking this issue & doing some math

sun yi was born in 1970

adopted around 1978 at the age of 8 by mia farrow & andre previn

about 2 years later, woody started balling mia-- sun yi was say 10
they adopted 2 more kids & begat one, but woody did not adopt mia's previous kids. (where did they live, i wonder).

in 1992, when soon-yi was 22, mia found nekkid photos of her little electra.

she was 22! -- but then again, she had sat on woody's lap when she was 10.

i understand wanting to ball a 22 year old woman when you're 60, but how can you erase the memory of her being 10 & the creepiness that this entails?

anyway-- none of my business.

^^^ this sounds like lawyerese designed to keep pedos out of jail.

where the fuck is Chris Hansen when you need him???

Yes. Agreed. Creepy.

But still, not incest.

I know an old 70 year old whose wife recent passed away. He is now after this woman who is about 50. He said he remembers when she was a little girl she had the prettiest face. He was about 20 when she was born, so there is no way around that being creepy. But there is nothing wrong with what he is doing now.

Now did she live with him, like Soon-Yi presumably did with Woody? No; and sure, that does add to the creepiness. BUt if it is in any way safe to assume that nothing happened when she was young, then I still have a hard time labelling him a "bad man."

love is blind

^^^ I have NO DOUBT that you would fuck Soon Yi's 12 y/o olympic gymnast body. :p

oh, sorry. I didn't realize we were dickering over whether it was incest or not.

I'm simply championing chemical_penis_removal.

i think it's more creepy when you marry someone your own age when youre young and then by the time you're 60 she looks like your grandma



just saying

that's incest.

hahaha, word :)










Now, can we get back to talking about movies, PLEASE?

mister lonely - 7/10

Surreal, funny, ridiculous, haunting, touching, artful, good. The first Harmony Korine film I've actually liked!

it's not that I hate crispin glover, it's that everything he does is so mediocre

i thought it was pretty terrible...to each their own

i saw kitano's fireworks
really beautiful film. kitano is the #1 badass of all time i think

everyone watched this impawards.com flick, that must be good.............................................. .........................

FIREWORKS rules. Kitano is the man. Violent Cop is one of my all time favorite films.

What didn't you like about Mister Lonely? It was great! Way better than the pointless and completely unlikeable-in-every-way Julien Donkey Boy, for example.

It's probably not out yet in his country...

I like his style, but I guess I can see where you are coming from. If it's not your thing, I could see how it would be really boring.