Fuck yah, I'll take yer pot noodle and make a bloody nice meal of it, wot, mate?

melly - he wasn't much of a punker, though, more shitty nu-metal.

I would lend my guitar skills to a band called Masonic Youth.

Funny. Yeh. I'm surprised there isn't such yet. At least a decent name for a tribute band.

gmku - That's simply splendid - I'll chuck in a couple of picked onions and a saveloy as well. Actually, I haven't had a Pot Noodle in many a year - I tell you whats more horrible than that - Pot Mash. Yuck.

melly, you shouldn't let gmku talk like you like that.


dibs on drums.

dibs on dressing up like Kim.

dibs on dancing like kim, fucking a fender jazzmaster a la thurston, rawkstar moves like lee, and uh... being awesome like steve.

pshhh, i wish.

eep.

Stories from my friend Nick who is a huge source of entertainment..

locke 695 DAYS FROM NOW, A DEED MUST BE DONE says:
lmfao
i remember once
this one is so funny
my auntie had like
an ornament
on top of her toilet
and i knocked it in the toilet by accident
and i thought i flushed it down
and noone would notice
but it didnt flush lmao and my cousin noticed
and my brother and my cousin were like
NICK U DID THAT DIDNT U
and i was like no i didnt
and i just denied it even though it was obviously me lmao and i still deny it to this day
i dont even know why

locke 695 DAYS FROM NOW, A DEED MUST BE DONE says:
i cant use microwaves
i bought a chocolate bar and put it in when i was little with the wrapper still on
and it started like
goin sick
all these blue lights came off the wrapper lmfao cause it's like metal
it looked really cool actually lmao it looked like some pure scientific expriment thing
and then the microwave went on fire
and i havent used one since

Fuck this lack of constant internet source. I wanna post dammit!!!

My router is a constant bitch.

I'm using a Verizon wireless modem and I thought dropped calls were a bitch mother, trying to use this thing is like the blind leading the blind leading the clubfooted. It's just not worth the hassle.

my cable modem keeps reseting itself. :mad:

it's causing me to die in WoW and I don't die! it's a travesty, I tells ya.

if the internet wants to go out completely, then by all means, I'm for it; but this blinking off and on bit is really starting to get on my nerves.

I hate it when watching porn.

I'm sure that you could find a site to yr liking that buffers their stream.

WoW just times out. [cue:imploding_pacman.mp4]

i hate that fucking blue star in my pc. :mad:

http://www.erowid.org/

Go to any drug and there should be "personal experiences" stories by people...

Movies to be based upon board games

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/...a661db36154a27

Some of the stories there are rather harsh, especially the heroin ones.