this heat is making it impossible for me to sleep.

Negative, hence the gay comment. I just like the look of both of those. I doubt I'll shell out the money for those Docs. I think those are the 20 hole version, but the 14s are more readily available.

And as for the sneakers and jeans suggestion, that is my wardrobe really. Chucks and jeans. Very little deviation unless I need to wear dress pants or khakis.

Those converse look terrible to me...

my house is kept 67 degrees Fahrenheit = 19.4444444 degrees Celsius year-round.

in dallas, my friend's room would get up to 95 degrees Fahrenheit = 35 degrees Celsius.

I slept about 2-3 hours each night.

fuck that shit.

England becomes stupid during the summer. I watched John Carpenter's The Thing earlier, just so i could cool down while looking at lots of ice.

I have all my windows open but there's no air to circulate. It's just crap, basically. I'm buying a fan tomorrow.

method love his muthafuckin slimjims

Shit, he needs to do a "Snap into a SlimJim" commercial

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This guy is an absolute genius. Garbanzo Gas is my favorite.

You wouldn't believe how many youtube videos I go on that have a comment that says, "Seriously, this band are amazing, up there with the greats like scissor shock..."

I just thought of a good porn movie title....Mal Comes in the Middle.

lol

I'm fucking ALL OVER YOUTUBE. That's where I spend my days!

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My netflix stats are even more fucked up. My reviewer rank has been around 300 for a while. It reached # 90 when I was REALLY reviewing films there for a while.

thank you. It was inspired bya a friend(Mal) who was sitting middle in the backseat and she made a comment relating her position in the car to Malcom in the Middle

But anyway...

Dilemma time:

This local club (Rhino's) sent out a newsletter today and it said dan deacon, no age, and deerhunter are playing there August 5th. Well, I love Dan Deacon (and he's one of my girlfriend's favorite musicians), but I think Deerhunter are so boring and No Age are pretty lousy as well. So, I definitely don't want to watch them. So, it all seemed like it was going to be like when I saw Polysics and they were opening for like 3 shitty scenecore bands and me and my girlfriend drove 3 hours, watching Polysics play, and then left... right? That's how it seemed?

Well, I looked it up on the internet and unfortunately had to give Pitchfork a "hit" and came across their article about this, and guess what. They aren't playing separate at that show, they're going to do a big collaboration, mixing their sound together. WHAT? Now I'm definitely not going.

Yay, just checked my email...

new film‏
From: Giuseppe Andrews
Sent: Tue 6/02/09 11:51 PM
To: Mr. Adam Cooley

there's a new film up for sale from the archive.
it's called "Doily's summer of freak occurrences" and it's one of giuseppe's personal favorites.

you can buy it here: www.giuseppeandrews.net/doily

free worldwide shipping as always.


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ORDERED!

protip: after picking onions for 6 hours, avoid scratching nose for no less than 48 hours.

I miss osaka so much it hurts

copypasta..

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really **** hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to **** her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm **** her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

I just watched the trailer for the Ghosbusters game coming out in two weeks and I think I'm going to have to change my pants :(...
http://www.ghostbustersgame.com/us/index.html

did they get slimed?

and yeah...I plan to gamefly that one. that way, if it sucks, I won't be out the money. I worry when game-trailers only feature cut-scene material.