You got me, I am moving to New York.

BOL-LOCKS.

I always thought that weird. It made me think as myself as a voyeur.

I think you mean BALL-LOCKS?

pervert.

went into a bookies for the first time ever today.

i think you need a serious lesson in UK culture.

in other news, i fucking hate everyone i know. oh well.

I know but the bbc channel is not a good way to start, and the Americans are stuck in the old stereotype. And who can trust the internet.

I am a figment of my own imagination, and I rock.

should we ever meet in real life, would you kiss me? if only to humor the board and cause insane amounts of jealousy?

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I'm going to a fancy dress party as Edward Scissorhands.

i didnt get my change at lunch.

it wasnt much and it was from a small market stall so i dont feel so bad. if it was from some huge shop i would be annoyed.

uh, I'm still stuck at the end of angel season 1 (I think I saw all the episodes on tv)... still have to watch heroes (I have the episodes in english ready on some dvds...)
I agree, even if probably you referred to some hero guy or something.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIjQQSU3X9s

FTW.

that is weird.

I had a weird dream this night too. I dreamt I was at a Bjork gig that took place in a church in my hometown. The support act was Snoop Doggy Dogg and it was really odd watching him play his Doggystyle tracks while all these old men and women (regular church visitors) were sitting at the church desks and yawning.

bus drivers where put here to annoy me.

The Surrealist Compliment Generator
http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG

Such meals that you cook! Certainly your kitchen is overrun with pestilence and vermin!

"You cannot compare with the apex of a ferris wheel, nor the nadir of a ditch filled with a coelocanth's droppings."

I had to google coelocanth yesterday for a coworker!

saurian fishes for the win.

I was given a Borbetomagus 7" of that name by one of their sax players once.

please, spare us the gruesome details of yr sick fantasy world.

Yr Sick Fantasy World never gave me any records, but they were great that one time when they opened for Zodiac Mindwarp.

Yesterday I completed valve's "Portal" and had LOADS of fun.

i should get a job

I'm drunk and sad

Cheer up, slavo. Just think, you could be sad and NOT drunk!!

I think I'm going to pick up some rum tomorrow.

what the hell do you drink with tequila?

lime juice?

the real, not the one on bottles.

just off the cuff i imagine it would go well with 7up too.

or: soak some strawberries in it. they are in season (in this hemisphere anyway).

but shots are best. tequila is for shots.

Yeah, get yourself some limes.

And this is your 1000th post! Awesome-tastic! Congratulations!

Congrats!!!
p.s. really nice gift too ;)!

the woman sitting nearby is a massive racist.

Congrats BP!

yeah i had shots... i had no limes on the premises, tho i suppose i couldve substituted orange or lemon, oh well. live and learn