Hi, my gentleman

Love never dies natural death. It dies because we don’t know how to
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It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of withering, of
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I live in a big city and in such crowd it is difficult to notice
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Looking forward to get a letter from you
Anni E.

So about two years ago i was over at a friends house. Dude is probably my best friend and we got rather close. I had a mad crush on his girlfriend [to be fair i knew her before they were together] and she looked like Dora the Explorer with a giant rack. One thing led to another and before i knew it i was sucking on her nipples while she was jerking me off trying to get me hard. The only problem was that i was sooooo fucking drunk that I simply couldn't get hard. For a couple of hours she tried everything to get me hard and it just didn't work. So she went to bed and i just collasped.

Although i should say that I didn't have that problem the next day. Things happened and then we went to a comic store and i bought Ivan Brunetti's Misery Loves Comedy which happens to collect Schizo 1-3 and some extras. Totally brilliant stuff that's overlooked by a lot of people. the one on girls that he finds attractive is pretty much how everyone has felt. A lot of it is quite twisted, but in a strange way that feels totally honest. it wouldn't suprise me if everyone has these thoughts.

Ivan Brunetti is a fucking genius.
Schizo 1 and 2 felt like they were written just for me at the time.

I forgot how much I loved baked patoes.

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With schemes like this ^ out there for us all to take advantage of, there is no reason for any of us to be poor!

a highly questionable link.

my guess is that if you click, you risk losing yr soul (not to mention yr bank account).

One must have a soul to lose one's soul.

just because you are a character doesnt mean you have character.

Whoa

one in the hand is worth two in the bush.

not you personaly clone.

I have 3 level 80 characters. does this count?

Against your sex appeal, perhaps.

I hear people saying that, but I'm not listening.

in fact, the more our waitress at lunch spoke about dragons, vampires and video-games, the harder it was to stand up.

all the above posts are all relevent!

i photoshop on the first pic.