The Comedy

and nobody's even seen this fucking movie yet.
i thought it was well shot. it resonated with me in a disturbing way.

tim heidecker did a great job

0/10

you should only make it a secret if you remained impervious to it, because that would mean you're a fucking sociopath. have no shame.

Oh, you know you would've beaten me up behind the theater.

By the way, PORKY'S II is nearly as good as "Au Hasard." PORKY'S II is a brilliant examination of a moment of aporia for a conjunctoral age-group, the moment when existential dread gives way to contrapuntal actions within a 50s diagesis--hardly as homologous as the cliche would have it. Criticize the hypogramic sheen, if you will, but please don't entirely dismiss the praxis deployed. A recuperative reading of said text would not be a waste of time.

Though there aren't nearly enough tits.

PEOPLE I NEED YOUR HELP! Now this is very serious...what do I watch tonight should it be a)The Shining or b)Eraserhead OR c)Commando (forgive me for the last one).

if you have trouble sleeping eraserhead should definitely help.

otherwise, really tough call. have you seen all 3 already or will this be your first time?

i've only gotten bellicose with douchebags who take phone calls during the movie.

Seen them all before. In my to watch pile is Belle De Jour and Sword Of Vengeance but I'm not in the mood for either of them two,

you're in no mood for LONE WOLF AND CUB???

daaaaamn. ito ogami rules. i'd watch that.

i have no idea then, really,

however, with halloween approaching, you might wanna go for the whole "horror" theme, just, you know, becuz, it's the only respectable holiday.


shining then?

Yeah I've decided to go with the Shining*. And yes I know I know I just can't seem to muster the energy (if that's the right word) to watch the Sword Of Vengeance. I've the whole series but never bothered to watch them.

*guess it goes with the new docu. that's just come out about it.

this was great and gory and sad and absurd and beautifully shot and everything. a perfect halloween movie.

i just hope no fucking turd decides to go and make and american version like they did w/ the dragon tattoo girl or insomnia. fuckers.

i think you're probably joking but i'm kinda hoping you actually don't know there's already an american version

some days are better than others (2010)- 8/10

love this depressing movie with carrie brownstein(plus corin tucker appearance) one of the characters works in the back at a big thrift(looks like vv) and another is a day labourer, i quit working at value village to work for a temp agency when i was twenty so this looked like my life. i had forgotten what it's like to get life advice handed down from douche bosses you met two minutes ago lol.

once upon a time in anatolia (2011)- 7/10
quiet city (2007)- 5/10

It's already happened, Let Me In, released a couple of years ago, where the action is moved to New Mexico. I haven't seen either, though, so I can't compare them.

Let the right one in rules. Awesome movie. Fuck the remake for illiterate americans that dont wanna read subtitles.

i actually didn't know


here the sun would fucking melt vampires in seconds. we don't get the long winter nights of sweden. who the fuck thought this up.


the blu-ray version actually had a DUBBED sountrack. how fucking weird is that. i reverted to the original immediately. gimme subtitles any time (except maybe for anime which can be better dubbed than live action shit.

but yes. AMERICA RUINS EVERYTHING IT TOUCHES. FUCK THE AMERICAN PUBLIC.





^^ disgraceful

I've actually heard some good stuff about the remake and that's not meant to be that bad.

But yeah fuck the city of angels film.

i get it, but why can't the retard yahoo public just watch a fucking foreign movie and enjoy it? why does hollywood need to put its greasy filthy paws on it to make it "palatable"? they take a filet mignon and turn it into a fucking whopper. and a whopper can be nice every now and then, but fuck them for not eating anything else.


that too.

I remember I went to rent a film. I forget which one it was but it was a subtitled one. I go over to the counter to pay. The person serving said

"you this is a subtitled film right?"
"Yeah...people actually bring a film if it turns out it's subtitled?"
"Yeah that's why we have to make people know before they pay for it"

Jesus wept. I mean how retarded can you be to refuse to watch a film if it's in anything but English. R-tards.

I once worked in a cinema where we had to do the same thing. Depressing.