holy fucking shit, golfball sized hail!

You'll never have to buy ice again I tells ya!

The tornado all the weather fags on the weather channel are creaming themselves about wasn't too far from here. Kinda inspired me to be reckless and go chase some tornadoes.

Bill Paxton, I am disappoint

Michael Jackson is only contracted to play for 13 minutes at his O2 arena concert series (tm) this summer. This means the stage show is going to be amazing. It has to be if it's going to distract the audience to the point at which they no longer care whether he's there or not. Contains strobe lighting and body doubles. Nice work putting back the first few concerts an entire year too Jacko. Even those crazy middle aged screaming guys aren't going to wait that long. I hope they release a sexy dvd of one of the gigs I can illegally download. It's sure to be up there with the David Bowie (pron. 'booey') Glass Spider tour and that U2 tour where they came out of the giant lemon at the start.

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when life gives you a giant lemon, scrape u2 out of it and make some fuckin' giant lemonade.

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We broke a record today and there is not a ton of useless/shit threads. Most posts are actually about SY! :)

I'd be surprised if he makes it past 10, to be honest. What he should do is a Boyd Rice i.e. stick a Michael Jackson scarecrow on stage, and sit backstage, controlling the music via an MP£ player and croaking out the occasional line through a Fisher Price microphone (it helps him capture those childlike tones).

^^^ I've heard that MF Doom does the same thing.

just biding my time while a Nina Hartley video downloads

I need some more plain black t-shirts, most of mine are charcoal gray now and that just won't do.

i have found that i am quite good at tetris.

what a useful life skill!

YES! Apply those Tetris skills to packing, arranging, etc is the best skill one can have in life.

My increasing list of shit that is annoying on facebook:

1. Quizzes, particularly that the hide function is always a temporary solution.

2. Sports shout-outs.

:) I am now the full-time employee of a local grocery store's bakery.

Sweet, I got a new job today too. I work in a deli now.

Am I the only person on the planet that does not like modest mouse?

I don't like them either.