TEtris is the best puzzle game ever next to Lumines on teh PSP. I can play both games for hours.

I guess that's what happens when SY releases a new album.

miley cyrus is a 10 minute car-ride away from me .


oh man

^j00 behave yourself now.

my right foot is a bit wet, still.

^^ shit you must have been pretty excited. Come down now.

nope.

Cocoa Pebbles are delicious.

Modest Mouse blows.

Pygmy marmosets are outrageous.

I think their really overated but I dig their first one.

Turn on the news. Shooting at the Holocaust museum in DC. What the fuck.

That's just irony gone so sicking spycho.

stupid-ass jessica alba took pictures of herself putting up posters of fucking sharks around OKC.

she was trying to spread the message of fucking shark tolerance....in Oklahoma, of all places.

the posters contained no message and were simply a picture of a fucking shark. she even pasted one over a billboard for the united way.

in protest of alba's defacement of my fair city, I plan to hunt, kill and eat as many fucking sharks as possible.

fucking sharks, man. I hope they all die. die by my hand.

are you a younger version of quint from jaws?

is that the guy that got eaten or the one that blew-up jaws with the co2 tank?

if it's the latter, then, yes. I am that person.

and by that person, I mean, a badass shark-killing motherfucker.


brb --- a co-worker is waving her anal-rectal balloons around my coffee cup. I'm going to have to give her the shark treatment.

no the first one. he hated sharks but was so consumed with rage that he ultimately got eaten by one. its ok man, let it out...

are you trying to suggest that I'd lose a fight to a shark? because, I'll have you know, that's not the case.

I've watched 1000's of kung fu movies and know all of the pressure points on a shark that would cause synaptic distress.

POW!!! in yr face, sharks.


wait...yr not talking about the anal-rectal balloon are you?

maybe sharks killed caradine in a kung fu revenge attack?

i am sure it would be pretty even between you and shark, go for the crown jewels then run like hell.

run? what are you? french?

after disabling the sharks with my four-fingered-one-thumbed-donkey-style punch, I plan to cut off their genitals and wear them around the beach like a fucking puka shell necklace.