Oh dear. I'm not an expert, no.

Do you consider yourself to be an expert in any field?

if by "field" you mean "being a cunt," yes.

have you ever eaten eel?

Yes.
Are you addicted to chocolate?

No.

Chocolate: dark, milk or white?

Milk.

Your favorite pastime?

music.
name one bad habit of yrs.

Smoking. Biting fingernails. Smoking.

Dark Chocolate is amazing. Only chocolate worth eating.

What up?

Feeling a bit ill, actually. Dizzy and stuff, I'm going into work later on.

'Later on': do you really mean you'll do it 'late on' or is it just a way of avoiding whatever it is you're meant to be doing?

a bit of both.

what is absolute luxury?

Living like we do in the civilized world. We should be grateful that we weren't born in some poor underdeveloped country.
How's the weather?

grey and hot then cold, it cant make up its mind!

what are your plans for this evening?

i cant spend much money so not very much tonight. maybe just go to a cafe and read.

have you ever laughed so much you pissed yr pants?

Yes.
Have you ever shat your pants, while tryng to fart.
Go on, be honest now! :D

honestly no. the follow through has never happened to me.

diet coke or normal coke?

Don't drink coke.

What's for dessert tonight?

an orange. not a big pudding eater.

do you belive in love at first sight?

Always!

Have you ever been on a blind date?

yes. it didnt work out.

have you ever done speed daitng?

No.

Have you ever seriously considered comitting suicide?

Of course.

What is the longest you've ever been awake?