Nose hooks are hot:

comething sompletely irrelevant.

I do this often.
I can't help it, those damned private profiles kill my cat every time!

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I love mouth hooks.

I like your style atsonicpark.

the power went out for 45 minutes today.

ffs, who has their open house on a golf course on a wednesday. what is this shit?

Fuck golf.

golf balls through my bathroom window. fuck golf indeed.

"Damn you Addams!"
"Sorry about the window, Judge! Keep the ball! I have a whole bucket full!"

I'd fuck up some Jaws.

sayin'.

Shit, that reminds me, someone has hand one of my Jaws shirts for over a year now. It's a black one with the chalk drawing of the shark on it. :(

Edit: And they have one of my TMNT shirts and my Misfits belt. :(

11111

11000

~jawz hands~

Ken: [Ray walks into the bar high on cocaine] How'd your date go?
Ray: My date involved two instances of extreme violence, one instance of her hand on my cock and my finger up her thing which lasted all too briefly - and then I was away - , one instance of me stealing five grams of very high-quality cocaine and one instance of me blinding a poofy little skinhead: so all in all... my evening pretty much balanced out, fine.

It's June and the hottest it's gotten all month is like 70 degrees. LOVE IT

^^ haha yeah. It's been kind of cold here in Chicago. Heat has gone up to like 80 but lately it's been like 60