and my monkey.

Who needs viagra when there's sports cars and Miley Cyrus?

I agonized over mine for about 45 minutes. It was almost /forthelulz but I was lame and chose /my.name.is.josh

I almost went for 'mr.daniel.fitzgerald', hoping to bring some sort of formality, pomp and circumstance to the internet, but then I decided against it in favour of something reminiscient of my eBay username, 'methodmanisthebest'.

ok i'm pissed. who took it?

gmku's wife.

ha ha^^

The notion that employers in college towns now actively cross-check Facebook before employment led me away from several other names, including "smash.it.up" and other names thought up under the the influence of punk music.

Someone just sent me a spam email that said

call this # to legalize weed 1-973-409-3274 if more than a million people vote yes to legalize weed barack obama said he would considered legalizing marijuana no joke.

toothpaste for dinner ftw.

That's a junk's dinner.

Serious.

really?

that's the name of the comic sy37 posted.

something weird is going on here, check this out carefully and check the snakes head at the end of the clip.....

im not joking....trust me!

^ ??

I want to call just to see what the number goes to.. but i dont want to waste my time either.

english, motherfucker, do you speak it?

spyin on my neighbor and her friends sunbathin. good times. i'm a creep.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/ENG...O_YOU_SPEAK_IT