to the thunderbolt pagoda, of course. where the fuck else?

Where the fuck did you learn to italicise like that?

OR

Prick off, cuntwaste.

Your choice!

As soon as the inner artwork is done, links will be posted in the most shameless fashion. Should be fairly soon.

i like cuntwaste. it's like the stuff i leave in them that drips out afterwards.

cunt.

Excellent. And the haircut? Seriously though, I have a hard time endorsing records with good artwork if I know the creators were prideless hair-monsters

I am due for a haircut, it's true. Would it help to mention that I pretty much just got up today and didn't do much with it aside from the wind-effect I get from biking?
Probably not.

I'll get on that.

This made me laugh because I currently have hair that looks like shit, and I haven't shaved, so I look like shit.

Hang on, I'll take a picture to illustrate.

Me, as of now.

are you doing some kind of disco dancing? and what are those bubbles coming out of your mouth?

Statue of Liberty?

disco, man, disco...

it looks like someone stepped on your face.

anyway glice, nice to finally "meet" you.

it looks like your face was recently buried in the anus of a small and likely very ill 4-legged-creature

Tight, skinny jeans. They're the best. They're the only kind of jeans I wear anymore as well. Loose feels uncomfortable, like there's too much material in the way.

since i have not yet reproduced, i like my cauldrons to hang free and cool

What are you waiting for man!? Your biological clock is ticking!!! Tick, tick, tick!!!

what clock? i've got sperm to fill up the mississipi river. i'll impregnate when it's convenient.

You're wrong,


WRONG!