im leaving in 2 days
byebye USA

does the paparazzi follow you around on your trips satan? yr pretty well-known internationally

last night changed my mind about beer. it is lovely.

What kind was it? That makes all the difference. Light beer tastes like cold dog piss.

i'm not sure what brand or anything (it was from a keg, and the host, my mostest drunkdest friend kept bringing me cups full) but it definitely wasn't light. because it tasted good.

all we've had around the house has been light -- you're exactly right on the flavor, cold dog piss. ew.

That's good. Worst thing ever is Natural Light from a keg. I'd rather become a monk than drink that.

The bloke who does the voice over on Come Dine With Me is funnier than any comedian.

no
i have many disguises

is madonna one of them?

that would not divert the paparazzi.

no. fuck no.

Those new Madonna pics in this thread look like an anti-Meth PSA.

that's more like it

did meth make keef lose his bottom lip? i mean, where did it go?

mmm pomegranate lolly pop

it's in his mouth he's making a face

ohhhh. i can't/couldn't tell his normal face from the face he was making.

I made this. I thought terriblecrayonzors would like it.

DAT ASS

<3 rep'd