what the shit?

this reminds me of a video game or a movie, can't even remember which one, but people are fighting over who owns a burning house or something like that. hilarious.

(ps-klingon proverb??)

Where letting?

You should totally do something about it, upsetta.

halfeatencake is the only tolerable newer user on here probably. And she's a hot girl too, she rules.

Well, hot for a Sonic Youth nerd anyway.

LOL DISS 2 U ALL.

Sonic Youth are gay.

going to upload myself with coffee

don't feel connected to the sonic youth world
have no time for it

to much bizzy with modern studies
wich is going good

i can be happy about myself

Halfeatencake is extremely tight.

I'm uploading coffee after having finished watching the sun come up at burning man (streaming).

I love sonic youth. Fuck you people who don't.

I once had sex with Derke's mom. Everyone was doing it; and by it, I mean Derke's mom.

For the record, I like both Derke and louder, I don't.care how many underaged boys and girls they've both slept with, and I encourage continued in-fighting amongst board members, but I will not, under any circumstance, sit by and idly let comments slide (up and down) about the popularity of my large, heterosexual penis or who might be currently riding it, fiercely, toward the best orgasms of their life.

highlarious

Should I spend a bunch of money to see some bands play halfway across the world?



I ttthhhiiinnkkkkk soooooo!

Dear Holly,
My wife and I are new to our community and are thinking about how we can get to know our neighbours. Obviously, the first thing that springs to mind is burglary, but we’re not sure if that’s everyone’s bag, especially the old lady next door. Any suggestions?
Sylvester
Plymouth

Dear Sylvester, Have you considered inviting people round to your house to play something jolly like the ouija board? Me and my friends love nothing more than getting together to contact the devil and put some curses on people we hate, like Caroline Flack. Not many people know this, but Caroline Flack has recently acquired seventeen bumholes all over her body thanks to our most recent communications with Satan. Imagine the mess when she gets diarrhoea! So far she’s managed to keep her dreadful secret under wraps, but we’re always monitoring Heat magazine just in case.
Hope that helps,
Holly

i have just realized..
RAPEMAN's song "kim gordon's panties" is practically the same song as ARCHERS OF LOAF's song "toast"...

what say you?

Says Andy whilst swigging down his 6th bottle of white lightening whilst kicking his 6th child in the head for not picking his 6th toenail with enough gusto.

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Comparing Blacks to periods is racist. That's like calling an Indian chief running water.

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We, prefer Native American, you racist.

That is, of course, assuming you meant feather, not dot, chief.

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Indian as in India, you know that country in South Asia? You know where that is? you big white KKK member.

I'll take an order of saag paneer, some roti and a mango lassi, Gunga Din.

More inverted racism from an American white man, great.

I'll take an order of some dark Barak and some peach Bush to compliment my superior outlook/skin.

Sir, I am 1/64th Cherokee and my son is a registered Choctaw. How dare you call me white.

Now if you will please, pass the firewater.

Two party political systems of the West....

Irrelevance of the highest order...

Cherokee's not a bad make, i've rode better though.

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If you have figured out now that the UK prime minister is a lizard from the planet Zurginoff 456B, the you aren't eating enough carrots

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It is your duty as fellow human man person to pay attention...

The prime minister has a cow anus fuelled warp drive that can put him on your front door step in seconds. You never know when he must just show up for tea. And Alien lizards get very angry when you don't have tea in the cupboard.

You must begin to prepare.....

Personally I have a whole basement full of earl grey tea and 23 tin foil helmets...

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He didn't know about that part of the world until Julian Assange fucked it all up...


Tin foil hats... That's all I'm saying....

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breath.

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