arghhh, what are we doing tonight? hurry up 'n' message me back.

sorry, i'm gonna have to cancel. it's not you, it's me, etc.

We're going to Wal Mart with a pair of hypodermic needles and poking holes in boxes of condoms.

I love giving people my triple A card.

It says I've been a member for 80 years.

ur old. u can save & get discounts everywhere with a damn aaa card.

I'm 23.

I think the peanut butter I just ate became lodged in my lung.

Better than having a tree in your lung.

Depends on what kind of tree. A nice birch or lemon tree would be bad fucking ass.

That would be pretty awesome... unless the lemon tree started growing lemons. In your organs.

I'd be the lamest comic book villain ever. :(

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.
-Johnny Depp

my hand is sticky and I should really go wash it

haha

good news! I washed my hand!

So, I suppose you're no longer dirty, are you, bunny?

not as dirty anyways

Why does my head hurt


Oh yeah, I just played the Sims for way too long again.

nah. american automobile association

if u are a member u can save everywhere seems like

you are full of wisdom zombie robot