pfft. besides, how would I shave myself?

a razor silly

no opposable thumbs!

they make ones that fit around your paws

uhuh. besides, I don't trust them. they're noisy. and I like my fur!

dirty bunny-
be a bare hare! use nair.

oh man. sonics at royal oak on monday. i hate my lack of funds/transport.

get the hell out of my city.
you are a shark.
sharks belong in the sea.

never! :mad: cats without fur don't look so good, I don't want to imagine a bunny without any

QQ CHINA is having their grand opening!

for $4.95, the Lunch Special "includes chinken fried rice".



extreme spell-check failure or blatant racism?

Or maybe it's some pseudo chicken product that, for legal reasons, can't be called chicken? The mind boggles!

ghey...you should hitchhike n stuff.

yeah, really. or jump a bus or something.

i had this dream last night that my friends were all closet, hardcore sonic youth fans. the dream ended up a lot like detroit rock city, ahahaha.

... fuck, i have the money, too. not on me yet, but in a new account i have yet to get the pin number for. it's just not intended for concert tix and escaping sub-suburbia for a while...

/rant

We currently have six top threads about celebrity deaths (and also a fake one). Just wanted to state that

yes, the web is on fire.

I found an apartment today! Fuck yeah! BUT! I might not be able to move in for a month.

why?

Current tenants lease isn't up until July 31st and it was such a great apartment, I was willing to wait. He might be out before the 31st though