i have not seen or meet 1 girl that wants to have fun :(

i let them live in their fearcapsule
they are mortal and so their fearcapsules will die too :mad:

1 billion'th sonic youth member arrived today YAY

it is the joke of the day

no, the 1 billion'th member of facebook arrived this week
facebook is now 1 billion members BIG

sorry if you don't like my joke
need to make jokes to survive in this depression of europe

thank god i have a housespider and a mouse as company this autum
i had a cat and named her jungle
the mouse i have now is called rambo

if i know think of it
wars have been on all sets
if you see wars as movies on planet earth

they fighted on the see
they fighted in the jungle
they fighted in the mountains

the only war that is not been fighted is in space
let's hope it stays in the real movies of star wars

good night

The only thing I can think about right now is sleep....even though I just slept all dya yesterday.

a made an oldfashion autum landscape walk next to grasfields, cows, horses

noticed a fly'r someones cat 'WISKEY' was missing

Have you tried making them rub lotion on their skin BEFORE giving them the hose???

they THEY have you under control flowty
you join the weak meat
now you are their toy

no time to rub lotion
the future requires all my energy

would you like to live in europe flowty?

i have no choise
i have no money to move out from here

You're a mysoginistic shit, aren't you gast?

I'm sorry, but I'll be moving to Australia shortly. No time for babboon eurodollars.

i am what your brainmachine can think, process and make an image where you feel comfortable enough with so you still can go to sleep

it is what your brainmachine creates
what i am is something very complex organism
originated in the oceans then billions of years later evolution shaped me as an homo sapian
that is now 35 years

i'm a little bit more then some fancy words humans have created

i come with you to australia :)
we will have massive fun
here it is winter there it is summer

You must first become my wife
&
Let me make babby very deep inside you
In your womb, it is always Springtime

i only come with you because you have a goodlooking wife

are we going to meet your father
that is your father there in your avatar eating a burito?

When some people them say "hey flowty, how you get such goodlooking wife"
"??

I point to my trousers

My dad is a drunk.
That's a Samsquantch eating a taco.

i become your wife ......

i hope you become a meal of a big white shark
so me and your wife won't be disturb at the beach

Let me make sure that I've got this right:

1) you become my wife
2) I am eaten by shark (highly unlikely as I would punch it to death)
3) you, my wife, and my wife, spend the rest day, on the beach, making sex with each other (yourself)

Admit it.. you are masturbating to this thought. I am.

no, i don't become your wife

and i'm not interested in your wife anymore

where are we going to live?
in a big house near the beach where i can smoke pot all day and do nothing

At which point would you describe yourself as being "interested in" my wife? This morning? A few posts back? Just before I murdered that shark?

euuhmmm no comment
that is private information

for security reasons

when your wife was cry'ing at the beach that you were eaten by the shark
then i was interested
lol

sorry if i have these cruel heartbreaking senario in mind

ok been long enough on planet 'whatever'
time to go back to the real planet

going to watch a movie
relax some more

be back over an hour

it is a shame that babyshaved pussys like you can only handle the pink light you learned from childeren cartoons

if you are afraid to open your eyes
then that is your choise

enjoy the pink light
there are more colors to see

as an artist i learned myself to look
to see all colors

well if you were a child molested by a pedo
knowing what you know say to me
i still would report it

you don't need to thank me

be real foreverkiss

in reality i can beat you

you don't look for trouble with people that can beat you

you don't do it out there in the street
then don't do it

learn yourself NOT to look for trouble

here this is the internet
you have this space where you can post and compensate
blow a balloon of air to impress ?? girls, i don't know who or what you try to impress

i don't care what you post
i can read you like a slowmotion movie
you are not interesting OK

Wait, fix the grammar and spacing and that is practically an ordinary and intelligible sentence. you're not the real gastbot yo!

this is the internet time
NO ONE EVER WILL SHUT UP

don't show up at a comedy show
that would be an epic fail suchfriendaredangerous

Bro, if in the two years I've been seeing you post here you ever said a single intelligible thing I wouldn't fuck with you, but honestly, I don't understand your gibberish persona, and it was cute for two months, but after two years I thinks its just stupid. Be yourself yo..




My ninja I'm funnier than straight Louie Anderson ;)

this stuff is not irrelevant enough guys

Gast has near-savant level comprehension of high-physics, yet speaks mainly in Belgian Dutch.

How many languages do you speak? How long can you wax poetically on string-theory concepts???

Check yo self.

I love quantum entanglement!

gast or you? ADMIT IT, you are gast!!!

Yes. It is I, gast30!

Couldn't fool you any longer, could I???

Trolololol etx

here is gast

gast = bacteria based futurist
if you don't understand >> take step back and don't hurt your braincells

Look at me, just sitting there, smoking that tiny joint.

yeah i'm beautifull i know
<3333 who is kissing me know?
oh my narcistic me is kissing me again

<333

hmmm
<3333