New York can't stand Malaria.

Bed or Porn?

Bed.

How many 2007 calendars do you have?

none. (didnt you get loads?)

do desperate times call for desperate measures?

Yes and no

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if we were all yellow like the Simpsons?

i was once, teriible liover problem it was.

do you like your own name? and if you where to change it what would you change it too?

I always liked my brothers named better than mine, Kamran vs. Bari (me) but I actully have begun to like my name now.

Isn't my cat the cutest thing in the wyrld! Yes she is! Mmmm Kittens..

Cute kitty but mine r cuter.

Who's in for a circle jerk?

I don't think so, if that' OK with you.

What was the last thing you filled in an application form for?

School. We had to fill one in during economics class. It was really depressing cause I couldn't come up with 5 good qualities about myself. So I made them up.

Name 3 good qualities about yourself!

i'm fair, laid-back, and peaceful.

Brian Wilson, love him or just dont care?

love him.

ever find anything exiting?

exciting? yes. wonderful music, wonderful women, large surf, driving fast, sliding on snow down a steep hill, jumping from a tall point into a body of water....

Yes, Panda Bear (of Animal Collective) is the heir apparent of Brian Wilson, and will surpass him (in brilliance) with his next album (due in March [and leaked now for the weak-minded]), or no? or was that incoherent fanboy drivel?

dont think he will surpass brian.

whats the strangest thing you ever found laying around on the street.

Strangest? Hmn, a pamphlet for Atheist believers of Jesus...

Peanut butter: Smooth, Chunky or neither?

Chunky....

Whats your opinion about sex with horses?...



?

well i wouldnt kick tori spelling out of bed BA DM TISHHHHHHH
(yes i would)

Do you have a fancy flash fandangle mobile?

hell no, my phone has the game 'snake' on it....of course, this is my australian phone...my US one had a camera in it, but i still wouldn't have called it fancy....

Is Peaches a dirty old lady, and had you heard of her before the stripper scene in 'Lost in Translation'?

dirtyd diryt gross

world war I or II

PEACHES IS FUCKING DISGUSTING. EUGHGSDHCSKKKGUHG.

World war everything.

Have you had any surgery? What?

neva eva. i've been to the emergency room a couple of times, with iv medication and everything!

sew your own mouth shut or swallow some needles

nope...except for dental stuff...had to get a fake tooth made cuz i lost one that i wasnt supposed to....he scraped the enamel off of 2 other teeth to create a new one...

EDIT-needles

jim carrey: better at comedic or serious roles? or you just dont like him in anything? (personally i think he was wonderful in truman show, and very good in eternal sunshine)

i pretty much like him in general.

do you like squeezing your elbow skin as hard as you can?

only if it's moist. when it's dry it hurts.

october or may

may!

bell peppers/paprikas: red, yellow or green?

Picked off and on the side of my pizza plate.

Yr an assasian, how do you kill? who do you kill? how much do you charge?

excellent question, 'assasin' was one of my nicknames in high school, as i was voted 'most likely to plant a pipe bomb in the bathroom vent' ....i kill with a sniper, or blade in close situations....who doesn't matter, diplomats/rulers is fine by me, and i would prefer to cater to high-end clientele, so I would be expensive...driving around in a BMW in Kiev with my assasin gloves on and a nice suit....

your favorite fine cheese?

extra mature cheddar. actually every single one exept mild cheddar which is just pointless.

if a new planet was discovered what would you name it?

its an ever changing colidascope of choice here but at teh moment its between complexion and rare wood.

what would you name your kids?

afonso and matilde, i would let joana choose the names for the other 4.

what's your favourite angels of light album?

i would have to say the best of angels of light.

best revenge tactic?

Make them wait. Or just forgive them, and explain to them that they have your sympathy for what they are. Tell them that you pity them for their inability to be any better than they are.

What was the last thing that made you laugh?

One of the other threads.

You?

a&q: me?

You.

How was your day?

Fine, How was the last meal you ate?

It was alright. Lo-fi pasta.

An old classic; How would you choose to die?

I like to start of peacefully in my sleep with maybe some sort of resperatory probelm then to be shook awake by several samuri in fool attire who force feed me 50 hits of acid and slowly chops bits and peices of me off over the course of several weeks while I loose my mind and limbs.

Big Muff or TurboRat?

I think i just vomitted in my mouth a little...

Well maybe you'll choke on it and I can have another laugh.

I can't answer the BigMuff/TurboRat Q... do not know either...

So, raisin bagel, thanks. Blueberry muffins are awesome, though.

Mouse or rat?