OUCH!!!

i lived in australia with several norwegian dudes and pasty white germans and after a few months they were bronzed and kept it.

that's me!

that has to be fake

^ thats jacked.


*note to self - return jackhammer. buy rivet buster.*

I had a dream last night and it was so good I wanted to stay there

(I dreamed I dream is playing right now)

Reminds me of a scene in TETSUO: THE IRON MAN.

why the fuck am i listening to aaron carter

why

Because you want candy.

because Aaron Carter beat Shaq

And Shaq lost to Kobe Bryant.

and Kobe lost to the Boston Celtics last year

i am growing one as we speak. its getting quite good actually once i got over the itch phase. i thought it would make me more scary but people seem to like it so far.

Brain lesions?

I feel like shit

Beat up little kids.

They're all inside sleeping by now.

Pull them from their beds, it's better than way.

That's not a bad idea. Breaking into houses just to heckle small children. I'm just afraid I'll accidentally break into my white supremacist neighbor's house, whose identity I have yet to discover.