Took a dump on my brothers head.

Rock paper or scissors?

Paper.

Do you own a love spoon?

Yes. Hand-made from and inscribed for us by a very nice fellow in Pembrokeshire. I could probably find his number, if you're interested.

Are you happy with your government?

We have one already, thanks for the offer though. My partner is Welsh so it's kind of compulsory.

To answer your question: no.

Cash or card?

Cash for general things such as food, card for most other things because it's good for one's credit rating to keep buying then paying the bill straight away. If someone prefers cash though, I'm happy with that (antique and antiquarian bookdealers prefer cash, generally speaking).

Should Pookie (or 'should you', if you're Pookie) do something special for his/your imminent 3,000th post?

yes. invite me out for dinner.

who did you lose your virginity too?

No one.

If you had to move somewhere to live the rest of your life, where would it be?

Uhhh... Can't recall.

Edit: I mean, I'm not a whore.

That was to the virginity question.

If you had to move somewhere to live the rest of your life, where would it be?

Heaven (LOL)

What is your favorite curseword?

Oh, the choices. For now I'll go with twat. This is subject to change at any time really, though.

Should I go out for a smoke?

Yes, nicotine rocks.

Recommend me a new pedal.

Don't use pedals. Waste of money.

I'm out of questions.

Q: Are We Not Men?

devo!!!!


whats your favorite cereal?

Honey pops.

Brianna banks or tera patrick?

who the crap is they?

last movie you bought?

24 Hour Party People. It's tremendous.

Last movie you watched that was a load of bobbins?

does that mean bad? umm... i don't quite recall....sorry.

pick a letter. and then a second letter.

Yes, it does mean bad.

S.

Last movie you watched that was a load of bobbins?

i'm still not sure... hahahah. this one requires thought...i only know i have watched fairly good movies recently.

pick a second letter, and i will tell you what for.

P.

What's it all about then?