I was singing C(K)otton C(K)rown earlier today.

God damnit, I can't get this awesome Deluka song out of my head.

i'm bored. i'm chairman of the bored.

i hate when you put hot pizza on a plate, only to have the condensation form underneath and make the bottom of your food soggy.

I think I ate too many pizza rolls

I'm still out of peanut butter and my gas is almost on E.

I have like 3 jars. I'm afraid if I run out I'll die

There's another jar, but it's the Peter Pan Whipped stuff that tastes terrible.

Fuck that shit! Peter Pan Peanut butter, more like Peter Pan's Asshole!

Buffcoat and beaver - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYkIKLKCTao

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GayASsb4G8k

Take a close look at that url.

^lol

there's a massive girlfight going on outside my house. amazing stuff.

whenever I see that "Videos Being Watched Now" I always think it says "You Are Being Watched Now"

paranoid?

BRB, water balloons.

i'm a negative creep
i'm a negative creep
i'm a negative creep
... and i'm not stoned, but i think i'd like to be right now.

hm.

pics?

I want this lamp: