Damn, that sucks. I want some damn cookies. Someone was supposed to bake me some, but then they couldn't find me at the fireworks.

I was seriously fuming. Thankfully there's still some fresh ones in the cookie jar.

Homemade cookies or recently made cookies sound bomb.

I made a huuuuuuuuuuuge batch like two days ago. I always end up eating a bunch of the dough though.

Be careful you might get salmonella.

srsly. It's so worth it though

You're more likely to get salmonella from a pet hamster.

I never seemed intrigued enough to taste the cookie dough by itself.

I hope you mean from eating a pet hamster.

I killed my pet hamster when I was a kid (I am not going to come out as a psychopath). I just left him in his ball the whole day, and I only had him for three days.

No, just by handling them or they're food containers and such.

Ew. That's kinda gross. Then again, scooping cat turds out of a box isn't very glorious either.

I hate cleaning my cats litter box.

I just added myself to my buddy list. Huzzah!

And you just negative repped me for my "fucking horseshit" post!

I'm so sick of the prominent people in my life taking a shit on my self-worth. Time to find some new friends.

What do the two have to do with each other? Are you going to take it back?

They have nothing to do with each other. I wasn't implying that one should have sexual congress with the manure of an equine draft animal, I was just expressing distaste with the way that the last 24 hours have turned out and it was irrelevant.

I wanna move to Denver. Who's with me?

Then I just went and stuck my foot in my mouth, haven't I?