oh i have a sports memory

i used to play soccer/football

once playing keeper i had an entire fingernail ripped off
once i was doing a cruyff turn or some other nonsense and some big, and i mean BIG girl on the other team ran into me and took my knee out, badly. to this day i've still got problems with both knees from playing.

the most recent game ive played with bf's family i pulled a hat trick! i was proud of myself. looking forward to kicking their asses all summer.

i was on a regular schedule but i was invited to empy a keg tonight. so here i am hyper fucking nuts. in a quiet way but i have nitrogliceryn blood, sorta.

well bitches it looks like you've all gone to sleep so im outta here

im gonna go watch DIG!

keg parties is where its at.

yhou look depressedd

Nah that's just my usual midlife crisis expression. Actually it's my "Shit, where did all my hair go?" look. The important thing is that I have inner peace. Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and dog gone it, people like me.

what people?

Okay, fair enough. My dogs like me.

they don't know any better.

Fair enough, point taken.

Why have you got all that cream on your face?

I did it on purpose. I creamed myself. Then I took it off with a blade.

Are you ok?

"We are here just to fart around." - Kurt Vonnegut

exactly

Yeah, it's just shaving cream. I thought it would make for a fairly innocuous self-portrait. You don't like it?

But your right to fart around extends only to the point where I don't I have to smell it.

WRONG!

You have no "right" to not breathe in my stank!

deal with it!

I'd lick it off your face, sexy.