Are we still talking mid-life crisis?

What? I can't buy shoes? I'm supposed to wear, what? Florsheim wingtips? I am not that man, never was and never will be, my dear weird friend. I am not my father, nor am I yours.

Should I just curl up in my hospital gown and booties now and prepare for my death?

Show me your shoes! I bet you don't have any shoe class at all.

i think we all know the correct answer to this inquiry.

gmku do i have to drive up to SC and take u shopping, bro?

My shoes are nothing like those. These are great shoes. Have you guys really never worn a pair of Clarks?

"No." ? If not, I say to you, go make another one of your silly tee shirts.

"yes"

cantanky's tee was good. gmku is only upset no one praises his shoes as much as cantanky's tee.

Ha ha. Well, I guess I should keep in mind the age around here. Seems like everyone under 25 hates my shoes, those over 25 love them (I mean in my real life, not here). Oddly, the under-25s think it's too "out there." Aren't younger people into taking more risks with their clothes. Must be a generational thing. You young pups have no appreciation for the finer things yet.

I hate your middle-class culture.

Tell me what exactly was "good" about that plain white tee with an unimaginative reproduction on it?

But we love you!

Racist.

Homophobe.

i wish i had these kicks. yeah, they're fugly, but they're designed by the melvins.

Twat.

raise your twat with a poon.

cunt.