OY! Do they have Jewish delis in your town? Go get yourself some matzah ball soup....

if you can skip the matzah balls and find yourself a nice chicken soup, it's still highly restorative.

anyway i must flee for the moment, but i wish you good health.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=B8TQ0gNnwnA

The powder inside Fluorescent bulbs is deadly BTW. High levels of heavy metals and mercury. bad to breathe in

On Easter Sunday I took my mom to the service at the church where my wife works, and we sat two rows away from George and Barbara Bush, and their two secret service guards. They seemed very nice. It is not every day that a former President of the USA is given communion right next to you.

Oh, and last night my wife and I went to Pappas Seafood to get oysters, because I got a great review at work, and we had to celebrate somehow! They have a special, Mon-Thurs of a dozen oysters on the halfshell for $5.95. DEEELICIOUS.

http://www.dazeddigital.com/fashion/...-music-project

damn...I got fooled :(

(from what are you playing thread)
This isn't going to happen....I'm so...so....sad. I thought Yeah! This is it! This can be 3s' year! A cruel but brilliant joke.


oh well....:/

http://chem.tufts.edu/answersinscien...ityofwrong.htm


(kin dof just throwing this here to read later when I go to breakfast.)

kind of hungry.
should i just go to bed and save that food for tomorrow..or...
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

i like my handwriting in this forum.

i also have internet, no, i mean social media depression, which is good.
at the same time, it is comforting in a twisted way, to be here.

heeee heeeee heeeeeeee

jenna jameson must have been taking lessons from tito whatsisname, cuz she was arrested from beating up somebody

check out her twatter. it was her birthday weekend. she must have been wasted...

ah, irrelevant news!

Have any of you eaten "stinky tofu?" man that shit is nastay! we ate at a Taiwan restaurant that my wife and I love going to with some friends this weekend. We had been there before but never tried the stinky tofu. We had smelled it of course (NASTAY), esepcially when someone ordered the stikny tofy Hot Pot.
My friend who is very open to new weird food, ordered the stinky tofu. I ate one pieced and was flooded with the smell of shit sewage in my mouth and nostrils. It was like the worst cheese ever, and I LOVE CHEESE.

Other than that the food is amazing.

Houston has so many "ethnic" restaurants. I love trying new ones.
There is an Ethiopian place called Lucy's I wanna try next. It is supposed to be delicious and very traditional.

the best part was that when we ordered our food, our friend asked the lady who runs the place with her husband, if they sold beers, and she said no, but we could go to the store and bring some back. we laughed and sat down.
just a minute later, the lady comes by with some cold Budweisers, and gives them to us, saying these are from her personal stash in the fridge! awesome lady.

you gotta love when people surprise you like that!

A lot of Asian joints around here are 'byob', never tried it myself though...

It is called stinky tofu. it is tofu fermented/rotted in a crazy liquid made with rotten milk, fish, etc.

some people fry it (Taiwan) others eat it in a hot pot. It smells like someone scraped the ass cheese off of the worlds filthiest fat homeless.

The other food is so good though!

fermentation is necessary to destroy harmful phytochemicals in soy and other plants. plus it adds good bugs for the guts.

try indonesian: stir fry it with soy sauce, brown sugar, ginger, peanut butter.

oh here's a reciple listed as thai

http://allrecipes.com/recipe/amazing-simple-thai-tofu/

don't eat too much or you'll grow tits

tell the bitch to get her withered ass together and go fuck herself.

So...driving home yesterday evening, a street(near the airport) was immediately blocked off and then like 15 different police vehicles (unmarked suv's, sherriffs, squad cars/suvs) come rushing in....in about 7 minutes....the cop leaves the intersection and there's almost like no evidence of the officers being there. I thought/hoping it was a raid or something, but turns out Michelle Obama just landed in.

She's the Queen. What did you expect?

he thought the cops were gonna bust him in his fiberweed car!

Look at all the plant sperm this guy is playing with

I had no idea she was coming in.


Whatevs.



Got back from Haino. He killed it. I really underestimated the intensity of his performances. But yeah....I'm deaf and I have to go to work in about an hour...

i know this is completely irrelevant in real life, but i hate that this thread is 1893 pages long, and "comething" is still spelled wrong in the title.

that's how it's supposed to be, all hail king buzzo!!!

i dont think i'm going to another Andrew WK show again
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMEjYfqlG-o
besides it sounded way fucking better over where i was recording it

prediction - its "patriots day". this boston bombing is gonna turn out to have been a right wing alex jones loving milita gold bug nutjob.

gideons coke scarred brain leaks at the lowering of the austerity goddess into the pits of hell, the very place his economic legacy is leading the UK the fucking twat.

Lost on a train in moscow?

Ask a dog for directions.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxJf2L2B5fY

nada

looks like i was wrong and it was muslamic infidels tryin ta get thur lawww ovar our cuntry after all.

Chechnyan russians!