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- - Introduce Yrself. (http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/showthread.php?t=11)

EVOLghost

11.10.2011 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

Some people introduce themselves and then we never see them again. What's that about? It's like going to a brothel, choosing a hooker, paying the madam and then leaving without having sex with the hooker. It's bonkers.

Well...you go to a brothel thinking you're going to have a good time, except...once you get into the room with the hooker...It just no longer seems appealing after you realize where you are at.

stu666

11.10.2011 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

Some people introduce themselves and then we never see them again. What's that about?

Probably because they read your posts... :rolleyes:

Keeping It Simple

11.11.2011 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stu666

Probably because they read your posts... :rolleyes:

I'm the hooker they don't have sex with? Their loss. I'm the best in town. :D

EVOLghost

11.14.2011 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hervefnj

Sometimes the most urgent and vital thing you can possibly do is take a complete rest.

Yes. I think you can use one. Take a rest. For your health.

floatingslowly

11.15.2011 01:56 PM

If you would like a nice relaxing bath, try adding some chamomile, or better yet, hydrochloric acid.

dyeysi

11.16.2011 06:41 AM

Name: JC
Age: 28

Hello, i play drums in a band named "blackbored", my favorite sonic youth song is Sunday.

stu666

11.16.2011 06:47 AM

hello dyeysi!

floatingslowly

11.16.2011 04:27 PM

I hope large poisonous spiders lay their eggs inside your tiny penis.

floatingslowly

11.18.2011 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by afonso

in my dreams, you are chained to the wall of my european sex dungeon and forced to submit to all manners of degradations; my favorite being the anal insertion of a turkey-baster filled with swine semen. I fill you up with spunk until you become anally pregnant with a pigbaby which I will later roast and eat in front of you. please don't blink or else I'll rip off your eyelids.

welcum to sonic youth!!!

too far? no. leave it.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous

11.18.2011 04:25 PM

my name is habte selassie and I have reggae mylitis

SuchFriendsAreDangerous

11.18.2011 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by afonso

My name is Rita and I have bunions.

Readin The Onion, barbecue feet, I like a crunchy bunion

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floatingslowly

11.23.2011 08:26 AM

so it's true. Kim fired Habib for sleeping with Thruston. I bet Lee's jealous. Steve? right. nobody's fucking Steve.

gast30

11.23.2011 08:34 AM

well if kim is hurt
i'm going to make her happy and start a band with her

kim if you read this send a mail soon as possible

floatingslowly

11.23.2011 08:51 AM

she's in pain, gast. go to her. be gentle.

gast30

11.23.2011 09:51 AM

i'll take her for a ride in a seaorbitter
at night watch stars from the middle of the oceans
where i tell about modern vieuws on feelings
and so her pain will go away and a new day in the modern world will start .. for us

floatingslowly

11.23.2011 10:11 AM

that is so beautiful that I nearly cried.

me? I'd wrap her up naked in a polar bear skin rug, comb her lovely silver hair and paint her toes a nice shade of blue. we'd snuggle, laugh about how much larger my penis is than Thirston's and make sweet love under the winter sky.

le sigh

ps: mi waifu wants to know if she can include some of your cartoons in a zine. future tense. say yes.

gast30

11.23.2011 11:19 AM

lol flowt

yes sure, a zine , cool
tell your waifu i'm happy she wants my cartoons in her zine

and if possible i want one zine for me, digital or send by post

zxmgkxpphvxa

02.02.2012 01:30 PM

floatingslowly

02.11.2012 12:20 AM

its like a motherfucking fortune cookie in here.

wantmoreme

02.15.2012 03:50 AM

oo many to list, but I like your taste schizo

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