whiplash. yeah.

hip-hop: will it last another 10 years? less? be completely revolutionized? or evolve slowly?

music is changing and evolving all the time. whats going to be 'in' this season? next season?

Everything that's not metal. Metals so dead this year. Or next. Whatever.

Do you belive in rapture?

Yes.

Have you ever suffered a rupture?

no.have you ever suffered a puncture?

Yes.

Do you ever use the word 'punter'?

not reallycould you ever agree with a hunter?

Not if he was hunting for pleasure

Are you a fan of Billy Bunter?

no.what was his cathphrase?

He didn't have one, he was just a compulsive eater.

Was I wrong to think that there was some sort of vague rhyming theme going on on this page?

kind of.can waiting for a bus last an age?

No. Public transport is most reliable, in my experience.

Have you ever flown into a rage?

sure but never an air rage.

do you ever read a book and never want to turn another page?

Yes.

Is it right or wrong to keep a bird in a cage?

i suppose it depends on what sort of bird it is. i dont really like seeing anything in a cage. unless its involved with a bit of hows your father and not an animal.

elaine page?

Don't mind.

What is your age?

none of your business! (never ask a lady her age)

do you like beige?

Not really

So what is your age?

young enough to be asked for id (in LA) and old enough to remember moon cat.

who is the sage?

Living? Ian Hislop. Otherwise John Donne.

Ever been on stage?

Several times, and nowadays i really love it. And the crowd loves me.

Same question to you....

i have many times yes.

do you follow any main stream religion?

Yes.

Would you rescue an injured pigeon?

i did in the past but i really dont like pigeons. just dont like to see things in pain.

why do bus stations always have loads of dodgy people in them?

They're just used to it. Like people who smoke don't notice the smell until they've given up.

What record do you wish you'd bought but never got round to?

dont make me cry! there are so many. hahaha that was meant in response to hip priests post!

personailty flaw, i take things a bit too seriously sometimes and lack a bit of confidence at times.

cons or vans and is the world of fashion a cruel mistress?

yes i suppose i am. there are some brands that i really dont like. i guess i want it the way i want it.what would you call your pet if you had one?

trolley for sure

Do penguins think Chickens are the shit

penguins think that everything else then penguins is shit.


what's your personal record for itchy nipples? haha

you may have to elaborate a bit.what do you hate to love?

Girls.


What do you think of downhill skiing?

Quite stupid actually.
Which guitar do you prefer right now.

I love my jazzmaster.

was william s burroughs a sadist?

Don't know.

Look behind you. What can you see?

A vase of flowers.

What's outside your nearest window right now?

The back yard: some flowerbeds and a shed. Some houses and another street. Streetlamps.

What colour shade is on your bedside lamp? Is it a big shade? Perhaps you're too cool to own a lamp?

i'm too cool!

whats the best food youve ever eaten?

yea ive been to portugal

do you like dogs or cats or both

both.

did you like being here?

On the forum? Certainly. Sometimes lately I haven't been so sure though.

How many forums do you post in on a regular basis?







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