stupid clothes shops with yr stupid tricksy dressing room lighting and yr stupid slinky sexy electro playlist and yr stupid clearance sales.

You think you know some one and what the fuck do you know.

jesus christ I lol'd so hard.

I'm too lazy to shoop sunglasses right now.

I've been yawning all day. I think I have some sort of yawning disease.

damn damn itchy foot.

I love chocolate ice cream with hot french fries

I really really want some caramel corn

i am covered in mosquito bites. massive ones.

this is what i get for spending upwards of five hours on a blanket in the middle of a field in the name of ahmurrica.

ewwww. Maybe if you're lucky you'll get the west nile virus!

Me too, but all of mine have happened in my room. I have one on my arm the size of a quarter and just now I got bitten 3 times on my foot and ankle and they're the size of dimes.

they just played bikini kill on roseanne

Are you kidding me? HOW DID I MISS THAT EPISODE

i have a headache and fucking bright eyes is on letterman

Well, thats easy, turn off Letterman and your headache will disappear.

mmm water is delicious