me too

hollaaaaa

I think I could spend all day hitting random.

I can't decide whether I'm in a good mood or a bad mood. Is this life?

Yes.

One of my favorites (I'm sure I've posted it already a few times, it came up on random just now):

No. Its much worse than that....

yes it is

WHY DO PEOPLE HARASS ME TO HANG OUT AT 5 AM?!?!!??! I AM TIRED AND CRABBY.

her "so do you want to hang out?"
me "yes. with myself, in my bed."

Boo hiss. I want a new drug then.

Does yr friend mean it like,' wake up and come hang out', or does she think yr still awake at 5am from the previous night?

i don't know, she's fucking crazy, but i took care of it (by yelling of course)
i think she assumed i would be up because im pretty nocturnal but she won't just leave me the fuck alone when i say no bc i'm tired and bitchy and i've had a really fucking stressful day...so she keeps calling back...she has a really hard time taking no for an answer in any situation...

and when i say no, it means NO

my preferred method of suicide would involve throwing myself into a sugar coma. i'm not sure how to work it from there.

i'm only seven eighths joking.

Just nibble some foxglove.

awwrightchyawlll

ima try and go nighty night....on the real

later

this.

Pez tastes so much better out of a spot just below Yoda's head.

Shit hotels, food, and alcohol.

The trip through the Southern Mid-West.

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