Card game. Egyptian Rat Screw preferably.

Cream or sugar in your coffee?

I usually have my coffee black with sugar, but if proper cream is available then I'll have that.

Which country produces the nicest coffee, do you think?

Italy. Italian Roasts are my favorite coffees ever.

Who do you think does?

Italy

What Tortoise record should I buy?

Not a single one of them.

GODSPEED or ASMZ?

tnt

are you confident?

Hell no.

Are you?

Yes. Why wouldn't I be?

Who is your favorite poster?

I am vain so I will say me, and because she is cool Kegmama.

Are you your favorite poster?

I'm the one I agree with the most.

Yobs: what should we do about them?

Send it to your local dead politician.

Bottle Water or Tap Water?

both.

your least favourite colour?

Anything bright. Kelley Green, Lime Green, Green-Yellow, Pink, Light Purple, fuck. Most of them.

This is easier: My favorites are Black, White, Brown, Tan, and Burgundy.

Yours?

Grey, Black, White, All shades of Red.

Whiskey or Whisky?

'Whisky' if we mean only the drink. But if we can include all examples of the word then I choose 'Whiskey' (RIP), our former pet cat, who was ace.

Do you have any pets?

i do. three cats.

are you tired?

A bit. I've got used to very little sleep over the years though, so it won't get the better of me until I decide.

Do/would you like making decisions that affect others?

Never.

Whats the best dish you can cook?

spaghetti. i do that really well. i make my own sauce!!

what should i wear to dinner tonight, a red velvet minidress or a pale green sparkly one?

Cantankerous: green is a nice colour. Our study is green.
Diesel: I have no idea, sorry.

Have you ever purchased a work of art?