ugh forgot the best one.

Too cool EVOL - which one is: "No One Loves Me Because I'm FAT."

Wish that page had a translation button......

that's AWESOME

Married to a Doll: Why One Man Advocates Synthetic Love




Davecat with his mistress, Elena (left) and wife Sidore (right). (Renato Velarde)

I need new pants.

Maybe that fortune cookie was right!

i thought we had a thread for spoken works?

new pony was born at Rancho Maciel!

cute but too young

After three long months in LA, and three long years in the US for my wife, we're finally sitting at the Virgin Australia terminal, waiting for our flight HOME.

Wait, people successfully escape from LA?? Congratz. You've been forewarned, don't ever come back, you might not get away the next time ;)

No need to warn me. Besides, I told you, THEE Big One is comin'.

Yeah, if its that big, it will crack the entire fucking globe in pieces so you'll never escape it.

I take it you've never seen Mad Max. Australia survives everything.

Ps: omg its so green here. Fuck LA.

Unless we're talking about that douja, green is over-rated.

jealous!!!!!!!!! :( :( :(

Believe me, I know how lucky I am.

I love the people and I love the land.

I look to the pastoral landscape and think "that'll do, pig".

ps: it's fucking freezing cold here, but the magpies don't mind.

^^^ fair dinkum

find me a cute australian to marry!!

oh wow, my IP isnt blocked anymore? why didnt anyone tell me? NO MORE PROXY!!

Why....was it blocked? lol?$%?

Got my oz drivers license today, and didnt have some angry pig accuse me of being drunk. get fucked, Texas.

Aussie girls rule <3

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1k0CXS

The scale of the universe, pretty cool.

Titicaca scrotum frog. awesome.

the picture used to be a picture of someone working out....now its///this

you are all cute puppies and I love most of you

Hi, are you have time today?

hehe

freaking numb- might as well call it the day and continue my food fest and dumb series watching. :(

I'm not a good baboon but you still want to pet me..

Totally forgot next weekend is Boomslang Festival. I need to clean stuff and buy stuff and do stuff and stuff be ready by Thursday. Also need to drop off money so he can buy me a MBV ticket.

YEEEUH BOIII found free drugs in my pants.