Oh dear god. Don't do it, you won't make it out alive. Me and my friend Roger call Three Doors Down something more appropriate: Three Pieces of Shit Down the Toilet.

i don't really want to. ): but i'm trying to be a good ~bff~, as our other tasteless friends are busy/bailed.

i'm trying to come up with bullshit reasons why we'd have to leave quite early, though. like before three [chokechokevomit] down's set. i could maybe possibly almost stomach jet (i mean, she put me through grand funk railroad last year. I CAN DO ANYTHING.) but not so much three doors down. "i'm really busy tomorrow, i have an interview at my new school, first thing in the morning..." blah blah blah. i needta grow some balls. but i'll have my revenge as soon as i get my license... i'll drag her to shows she'll hate. :P

it's like a city festival thing, though, so there's quite good junk food and hilarious drunk people stumbling outta the beer tent. if only i could make use of the beer tent..

Just get some drunk motherfucker to get you some beer, I'm sure they'd do it.

found a winner. love her figer. and i live in the surrending area

http://savannah.craigslist.org/w4m/1255883224.html

Hi my name is Melissa and I am 22 years old and I currently South University.

um.

she likes to sleep but she has a lot of shit to do for school and so forth

I am a very loving and caring person and is looking for someone to have a good time with. I am also very goofy at times and I love to have fun and have a good time as well. I love to go out with friends and family members and meeting someone different. Feel free to hit me up sometimes.

Hey Dave, you should hit her up sometimes.

i said GODDAMN

if she had poster her number, i'd be hitting her up right nows

scenario: 90 minutes til i can sleep. how do i keep myself awake? i could sip some bourbon. i also have this organic mango lemonade which is good but not amazing. would it ruin the bourbon or enhance?

that would totally ruin it

i'll probably know several drunk motherfuckers there. ahahaha. that just might work out.

i accidentally south university.

i want the kind of girl that takes pics of herself in public toilets, for the purpose of posting it on the internet to find a date.


she ain't no gold digger.



http://savannah.craigslist.org/w4m/1264109935.html

yeah, i'll stick with ice

ice is usually a safe bet...

strawberry fields is one of those completely un-fuck-with-able songs... and it just done been fucked with.

delayed reaction posting! yeah!

WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY?!?!?!?!

oh shit i found a number


912-432-2907

http://savannah.craigslist.org/w4m/1253874496.html

"I have a pic and ill post it but i promise i look better in person lol.. I just hope your not old enough to be my dad or extra meat please dont apply"

Wow I'm so tired

I hope my not old enough to be her dad too.