Please stop texting me "hey cutie" I am not interested in your lesbian escapades and I don't want anything to do with your "snake" thank you

why do I get a boner every time you act like an idiot?

1. I. FUCKING. HATE. YOU.
2. you are a pussy.

brb time to say it to their face.

you are an awful friend, with no concept of basic, simple human emotions. you lied to me and rejected me during the worst period of my life, after all i've done for you. have fun hanging around a bunch of 30 year old burnt-out losers.

You aren't cool, and you didn't even lose any weight like you said, you only gained cause you're a fucking fat cow, also please stop with the "omfg I <3 post rock! <3" and "the new mars volta album is sooo goood!" status updates when all you listen to is lolamore and lawl out boy. Fuck off.

The new Mars Volta album does suck.
(There is no need to rehash all the previous TMV hate, we've heard it all. I'll be the first to say that the new album sucks)

To someone, not to their face:
All I want is one chance, that's it.

nb4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IivPLUFqAc

Don't you blarghh me. Alright, well I can "sort of" say that to your face, but kinda not too. If you know what I mean. :)

You were mean to me and dammit if it doesn't make you more desirable in the long run!

I hope you don't get that fucking job.

1. You're a dumb, sad bitch, and you shouldn't tell 16 yr old kids that they drive you crazy and tell everyone you want to fuck them and then make the situation really weird. Also, taking up crack is profoundly unwise. I hate you, and you probably won't make it to Pratt in august and thank you for permanently ruining 'peacebone' for me. Suck a tail pipe.

2. You're super lame. Have fun being a burnt out shithead and pretending to be punk rock. Also, your girlfriend is on way too many pills and told me that I'd make a better Peter Pan than you are... what the fuck right

(s)way- seriously the same thing happened to me with yr second thing. OCD and Tourettes, hitting on every girl (mostly illegal anyway) ever including my now ex.

finish this and gtf out of my house, dad.

You'd rather know than attempt to learn. You're an insufferable cunt.

No.

Whatevs, I hope you're happy.

I really don't want to talk to anybody right now, please please don't message me.

- Give me back INLAND EMPIRE.

- I love you but the things you've did in the past make me sad because it's not you and I've always looked to you as a figure of innocence. I can't sleep at night sometimes for thinking about it. Yes, I am an idiot.

No.

Seeing as you can't even fill in a form especially designed for a mental incompetent, how come you're running a record label?

i just about pissed myself at that