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Scone:



Got that, floatingslowly, a scone.
Ingredients:
self raising flour
pinch of salt
butter
caster sugar
5fl oz milk.
When cooked, cut in half and fill with clotted cream and jam (I dread to think what name you might have for jam!!!)

May I meekly interject to ask what a crumpet is?

This is a serious question, and I would appreciate an answer devoid of insult, in the interests of my sensitivity.

:D

yeah, I get it. I just find it too easy to get non-amerikanskis worked into a frenzy over biscuits vs. scones. it really fucks me off that the two pics I posted comparing them now show up as red x's. fuck you, joyoffuckingbaking.com!!!

that said, I'm seriously sad that nobody took the "gravy" bait. :(

mmmmmm......biscuits and white gravy.

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a scone with clotted cream and a cup of tea is like nothing else on earth! its pure bliss and beats almost everything hands down.

I almost barfed. true story.

those two words should NEVER go together.

Ah I am late, thanks sleep.

whats wrong with that? have you ever tried some?

maybe your pregnant synthetic

i believe your kind call them English Muffins

Well all that talk about scones and Biscuit made me hungry. I want to try a scone people. And some British tea.

english muffins are not crumpets. english muffins are very different.

it's just one more food item that you people have a fucked up name for! :p my guess is that's cream cheese?? I have no idea. clotted cream sounds too gross to eat.

and it's the "clotted" part that bothers me. makes me think of blood, which reminds me why I don't like milk.

blood, sweat, pus, hormones and antibiotics....milk has it all!

that said, I can make myself puke on demand if I think about the smell of milk hard enough.

MMh milk. I always wanted to add milk to me tea. But don't have proper tea.

what else have we got fucked up names for?

biscuits!













hahahahahahah

no, those are sold as crumpets, they have holes on the top, the american "english muffin" is cut open in the middle


why, cheques of course.

then whatever it is you call trucks...

dunnoi about engrish, but aussies call 'em "utes" (and everyone knows that since the first prison barge left the dock, every aussie wishes they were still english).

I insist that "Utes" are an Amerikan Indian tribe, but the bogans won't listen.



PS: I've been trying to keep Her Majesty's Best riled. I'm not so good at it though. :(

they like it better when you ass rape them.

crumpet is a very old fashioned word for members of the opposite sex.

i.e that person ia a nice bit of crumpet and etc. they would then proceed to cackle into their drinks and light a gigarette.

"Black pudding" is a bit deceiving.

i believe "crumpet" is also slang for a hot girl